Oh Wal-Mart, you are so full of awesomeness.

[DMX7]

AP: Police have arrest a Georgia man for breaking 29 HDTVs at a local Wal-Mart. The suspect took a metal bat from the sporting goods department and proceeded to electronics department where began swinging at TVs.

[mookie2001]

I read in a book ghengis khan did that in 1988

[SpursWoman]

I read in a book ghengis khan did that in 1988

Be excellent to each other!

[IceColdBrewski]

Be excellent to each other!

And party on dudes.

[phyzik]

I read in a book ghengis khan did that in 1988.

This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.

[DMX7]

This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.

Book*= Authored by Stephen Colbert, descendent of, Com Colbert of the Eastern Rebellion 1916.

[timvp]

@ the Rickey Henderson-esque bat flip when he's finished.

[jaffies]

Can I help you, sir?

[ShoogarBear]

He's not getting any push off his back foot. The TVs need to come inside on him.