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1) Pay the IRS their share
2) Buy the Spurs for $2 billion, fire PATFO, relocate them to Seattle, change the name and colors to Sonics, preserve the Gervin up to 2017 history in San Antonio.
3) Build the Sonics a grandiose new arena near CenturyLink Field that rivals that stadium in terms of acoustics, fan loudness, fan experience, etc. Make sure they have the best home court advantage in the league, since they have the best fans and weather in sports.
4) Sell the Sonics to Russell Wilson for $60 million (at a loss is fine)
5) Buy a bunch of student apartment complexes around the USA and guarantee myself hundreds of millions in passive income for life.
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1. Ban you
2. Ban Avante
3. Ban Fabbs
4. Develop cure for cancer
5. Develop cure for AIDS
Usually that's a given on most wish lists.
You'd actually be able to stop lying about your income and stop regaling people with your stories of your infinite miserdom.
$10 Billion ... err 1/100,000 of that could buy you the most premium hooker in the world, but you choose a 61 year old lady with a pacemaker? wtf is wrong with you.
I like your style.
Hookers and Blow
Invest in Sony or something. They make diamonds.
1 - pay all taxes
2 - give away all but ~150 mil towards various charities, research grants, etc
3 - life a comfortable life, travel, etc.
i dont need 5 things
1 and 2 make 4 and 5 redundant
This is very true, I was just trying to sell how ty they are
Get struck by lighting and forget the other 4.
Karma of fairness is a .
These lists are ing stupid. 10 billion is an absolutely unrealistic number, but a high percentage of people that come into sudden wealth from an inheritance, lotto, sports contract, etc. go bankrupt because they have no clue how to handle money (see OP's list). They buy stupid , invest in stupid , and allow their families and friends to leech off of them.
It's balance not fairness, you get money but some other poor schmuck feels the pain.
1. Tell no one.
2. Change nothing about my lifestyle for one year.
3. Quietly, carefully and confidentially choose a wealth management service.
4. Make sure my closest friends are set for life.
5. Live comfortably, travel, and find creative ways to give most of the money away.
Just no. I'm taking Ass Pet ers national if I win $10 billion.
So you make sure your friends are set without telling them.
Or as it is better known; I'm a cuck
It’s my choice right? Why do you ask what we’d do and then about it?
Smoke dope, eat cantaloupe.
I'd build a time machine, go back in time, and make your mom swallow you.
I'd probably also put a hit on Avante.
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