HOLY ! What in the bit you? I think that would end my camping days.
What should you buy? Well, I can tell you what NOT to buy. Couple of my friends did a Spring Break trip to some obscure site West of SA. They "bought" wacky tabbacky. That wasn't a good buy. 30 minutes into the trip, having set up tents, sleeping bags/mattresses, a fire, cooking gear, fishing lines cause dinner was biting, and everything else, they chilled on a rock in a stream, fishing for dinner, tokin' and minding their business, when up comes the rangers. Some other campers turned in the hippies for blowing dope. They all went to jail for 5 joints. So...leave the mota off your shopping list.