Tell that to...
Ok...I normally shy away from giving advice or sharing my knowledge. But today has me reevaluating my role here. Thinking back on my life has made me realize that I'm probably an expert in a lot of different aspects of life. Just off the top of my head, I'm well versed in:
Track and Field
Weather
Football
Music
Basketball
Movies
Food
TV
Wresteling
Business
Dance
Literature
Probably even things like art, building, cars, electronics.
Edit: Adding swimming to this list
I will make it a point but not a promise to be a better citizen of Spurstalk and impart my vast realm of knowledge on the proletariat herein. And hereby thereforwith.