thats why there's no chance this law is upheld. courts will not uphold a law where the precedent would lead to absurd results
...and, where's the rest of it, 21?...something about a shed. tee, hee.
-The Shed-
A short story by the Cubster
"Here it is, Cully. This is it."
"What, what is it?"
"A shed."
"I can see that. What's it for?"
"It's called a cuck shed. I, well, him and I found it on the Internet thru the Urban Dictionary portal."
"What the..."
I glanced back to his house and saw the curtains move.
"He's watching. That's my province, Girl. Mine and mine alone."
"Not anymore. You can't watch, Cully. You always cry while we're mating."
My loins flared at the sound of her talking in such naughty terms.
"I enjoy crying while watching, Girl. It's part of the system for me. Please."
"No more, Cully. When he's ing me and hears you crying in the corner he gets upset. I don't mind, but he is very put out."
"Bend over. I'll show you in' put out."
"No, seriously, darling, just go inside and you'll see, you'll love it."
"You'll lock me in there, then go inside and . Right?" My Signature Eddie Bauer jeans, my very best threatened to tent.
"Boy, your jeans are tenting."
"I feel like crying. How big is this in' thing? Looks awfully small, Girl."
"No, it's to the actual specifications for a cuck shed, 3x5, filled with "fun objects and other amenities" just like the building plans state here in this brochure. See?"
I could smell her scent as I leaned in close. Ann Klein II. He'd special ordered it for her from the UK after the U.S. quit it.
"Listen, boy; 'A Cuck Shed.' He's the Chad and this Cuck Shed will keep your entertained while I'm as they say in the description: 'getting plowed.'"
"Oh-my-God, but his name ain't Chad, Girl. What the..."
"Of course not, that's the common word for him, but don't rub that in, Cully. It would hurt his feelings. Okay, little boy?" With a lace of baby-talk.
My Fruits were dampening and quickly. I turned my attention back to the shed.
"Does it have A/C?"
"Did that Horry guy can that howitzer?"
"Bend over. I'll show you a in' howitzer."
"Boy, he's waiting for me." That impatient tone told me to be "Careful" as John Coffey had warned that Trump hater in -The Green Mile-
"You're gonna him without me watching?"
"Uh, huh."
I loved when she "Uh, huh's" before sex.
I brazened it out nonetheless...
"What would happen if I sneak back into his house anyway?"
(to be continued)