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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    The Sean Marks Dance Duff McCartney's Avatar
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    Maybe it's because I'm not white/redneck/whatever you want to call it..but I don't find him funny.

    But I find Jeff Foxworthy funny.

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    South Coast 3rdCoast's Avatar
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    I think he is hilarious. And it could be because I am White/Redneck.

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    i'm a mexican and i think he is hilarious... but i'm sure if you're a redneck he is 10x funnier.. just like george lopez is to mexicans and dave chappelle is to blacks

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    I'm white and I find George Lopez and Dave Chappelle freakin' hilarious.

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    JEBO TE! Clandestino's Avatar
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    I'm white and I find George Lopez and Dave Chappelle freakin' hilarious.
    But unless you grew up in a mexican family you don't get the full extent of all his jokes. Most yes, but some no..

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    Granted...but he's still funny as . So is Carlos Mencia.

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    JEBO TE! Clandestino's Avatar
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    Granted...but he's still funny as . So is Carlos Mencia.
    yeah, so is dave chapelle, but when there are things i think are only slightly funny i ask my black friend, who is crying on floor laughing, what the inside joke was...

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    I dont care who you are, He's funny.

    Lopez is alright (not mexican) and Chappelle is hilarious.

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    JEBO TE! Clandestino's Avatar
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    I dont care who you are, He's funny.

    Lopez is alright (not mexican) and Chappelle is hilarious.
    see, it is because you're black, you don't get all his jokes! haha!

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    Gangsta Photog 2pac's Avatar
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    see, it is because you're black, you don't get all his jokes! haha!
    I'm African-American and white.

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    JEBO TE! Clandestino's Avatar
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    I'm African-American and white.
    neither one is hispanic, therefore some of lopez's joke get by you...

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    I think this guy is funnier than all of them...

    Of course I can relate to him because I'm a...well..you get the idea...

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    needs a margarita
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    I'll have to check these guys out!

    One of the funniest stand-ups I've seen is Robert Schimmel.

    We own his DVD. He will have you crying.

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    "You don't take a shower, you don't put the seat down.
    You hardly cook for me anymore, when I come home from the bar where I spend half the day.
    I remember when, your manners did not bug me, you used to aim when you'd pee.
    Now after frank and beans late at night.
    Well I can't hold it in, so I'd just let it fly.
    Well it stinks like a meadow full of steamy cow pies.
    You could say excuse me.
    You could turn the fan on.
    Chorus
    You do not smell like Flowers anymore.

    Last edited by Jimcs50; 03-29-2005 at 10:20 AM.

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    Gangsta Photog 2pac's Avatar
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    Check out Mitch Hedberg as well. Dude is hilarious.

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    Nostradamas Jr.
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    I also like his rendition of E L P's Lucky Man. (Ugly Man)

    Last edited by Jimcs50; 03-29-2005 at 10:20 AM.

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    I think this guy is funnier than all of them...

    Of course I can relate to him because I'm a...well..you get the idea...
    "The guy sitting next to me is losing his mind. Apparently he had a lot to live for."
    "Hey man, hey man, if one of these engines fails, how far will the other one take us? "All the way to the scene of the crash. Which is pretty handy because that is where we are headed. I bet we beat the paramedics a half hour."


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    Finals MVP GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI's Avatar
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    Check out Mitch Hedberg as well. Dude is hilarious.

    "I played golf....I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy and that's way more satisfying. Your supposed to yell FORE, but I was too busy mumbling that ain't no way that's gonna hit him."

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    I think this guy is funnier than all of them...

    Of course I can relate to him because I'm a...well..you get the idea...
    "My brother is a doctor and my sister is a lawyer... and I hate Thanksgiving." Isn't that how it goes?

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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    I guess I have some hispanic in me I don't know about because I have always got every joke George Lopez has told when I have seen him and they are all funny.

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    george lopez is only funny to bags

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    JEBO TE! Clandestino's Avatar
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    george lopez is only funny to bags
    on gots have hasselhof in a speedo as their avatar...

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    I'll have to check these guys out!

    One of the funniest stand-ups I've seen is Robert Schimmel.

    We own his DVD. He will have you crying.
    Then you probably recognized the margaritas line I used in Mouse's vibrator thread, because I stole it from Robert Schimmel.



    I also highly recommend Richard Jeni.

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