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    the stupid , let's have some music.




    Funny thing is back when The Beatles were recording all that great stuff I wasn't all that into them. They were too mellow for me, more The Stones, The Doors, Hendrix, Joplin, The Animals.

    Now I get it and have all their stuff they recorded as the band. They are amazing and simply over my head back in the day. A great headphones listen.

    Grown men and knock knock jokes, are you kidding me?
    Last edited by Avant; 03-26-2019 at 03:36 AM.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 26, 2019

    Avante and a rabbi were in a school and the building caught on fire.
    As they were running out of the building the Avante said: "Wait, what about the kids??"
    The Rabbi replied "Ah, screw them kids"
    Avante said, "Wait..., do you think there's time?"

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 26, 2019

    Avante and a rabbi were in a school and the building caught on fire.
    As they were running out of the building the Avante said: "Wait, what about the kids??"
    The Rabbi replied "Ah, screw them kids"

    Avante said, "Wait..., do you think there's time?"
    Easily the best one yet!

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    Easily the best one yet!

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 26, 2019

    Avante and a rabbi were in a school and the building caught on fire.
    As they were running out of the building the Avante said: "Wait, what about the kids??"
    The Rabbi replied "Ah, screw them kids"
    Avante said, "Wait..., do you think there's time?"

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    i guess you can just have a lot of priest jokes and sub in avante for them tbh

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    i guess you can just have a lot of priest jokes and sub in avante for them tbh
    Yeah...I'm trying to avoid doing that. Or at least try to spread them out. It's going to be tough.

  9. #84
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    Never will figure out why my stance on that sick gets totally ignored, weird.

    There is NOTHING anywhere other than ......ya shoot those sick s. Talk about some really deranged posters here we have them.

    But........without Avante all they have is....seen any good movies? So~~~~~~~~~~~~

    How funny is this...

    today....see me ignoring Avante
    yestersday....I;m ignoring Avante, honest
    tomorrow....I really am ignoring Avante

    Hahahahahaha~~~~~

    The few I ignore are dead to me, they don't exist. To constantly talk about them isn't ignoring them....really.

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    Funny watching Blake the guy will not....ok I was wrong....no mater what you show him, ha~~~~ He ignores everything even actual game video, football cards, video games, rosters, talk of TE and he is NEVER mentioned. This is really is funny.

    Trying to peddle...WR/TE...when there is nobody else who was ever called that....ha~~~~~

    Do we have some strange posters here or what?
    Last edited by Avant; 03-26-2019 at 04:17 PM.

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    Jesus ing Christ this thread delivers

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    Jesus ing Christ this thread delivers
    As do all......... AVANTE IS ALL WE DO HERE....threads.

    What an impact.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 26, 2019

    Avante and a rabbi were in a school and the building caught on fire.
    As they were running out of the building the Avante said: "Wait, what about the kids??"
    The Rabbi replied "Ah, screw them kids"
    Avante said, "Wait..., do you think there's time?"
    Holy

    you just keep outdoing yourself

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    Holy

    you just keep outdoing yourself
    Are YOU ever going to do anything but tagalong?

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    Yeah...I'm trying to avoid doing that. Or at least try to spread them out. It's going to be tough.
    I wanted to come in here and thank you for the idea to ignore avante. It’s really gone well and I’ve enjoyed the forum once again. Also, needed to compliment you on this thread. While the jokes seemingly write themselves, it’s your little bit of style that really puts them over the top. Bravo sir!

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    I wanted to come in here and thank you for the idea to ignore avante. It’s really gone well and I’ve enjoyed the forum once again. Also, needed to compliment you on this thread. While the jokes seemingly write themselves, it’s your little bit of style that really puts them over the top. Bravo sir!


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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 27, 2019

    Why did Avante go to K-Mart?
    He heard little boys pants were half off.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 27, 2019

    Why did Avante go to K-Mart?
    He heard little boys pants were half off.
    doing the lord's work son.

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    Jokemaster Joke of the Day - March 27, 2019

    Why did Avante go to K-Mart?
    He heard little boys pants were half off.
    How did Avante make the little girl cry twice in a row?




























































    He wiped the blood off his on her teddy bear before he left.

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    How did Avante make the little girl cry twice in a row?

    He wiped the blood off his on her teddy bear before he left.

    Come on now. If everyone starts using up all the jokes, I'll have none left.

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    Some real winners up there, hahahaha~~~~~~

    SFS really thinks talking about somebody is ignoring them? Add that to that long list...

    football
    track
    music
    boxing
    literature

    ....of things he knows nothing about.

    SFS with a real bad case of AVANTEITIST, the boy can't get me off his mind. Everyday something about Avante.....hahahaha~~~~~~~

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    Did Avante just say something? Mehhh who cares, I can't see with him on ignore

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    Come on now. If everyone starts using up all the jokes, I'll have none left.
    I just wanted to make you proud

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    How many of you are thinking......

    We have some real idiots here don't they know that silly just proves the power he has over them? And that really is how the guys sees it. The only thing that would really work is he comes here and never sees himself mentioned and everything he posts gets totally and completely ignored. This....I'm ignoring you....is so damn stupid. But.....they just can't do it. This.....let's all bump this thread back to the top talking Avante.............how stupid is that?

    The guy sees any kind of mention as a good thing, he's made that obvious.

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    Are you people really so damn boring you can't entertain yourselves without Avante?

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    I just wanted to make you proud
    Bend over, I'll ing make myself proud.

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    Bend over, I'll ing make myself proud.
    No wonder this idiot wants to ignore Avante, he's an immature know nothing.

    Bend over..........what a .

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