Thankfully I don't have to worry about my son being from the mailman or fed ex guy.

[BacktoBasics]

Chip off the ole block. Came home yesterday and walked in. Went to get my regular high five from the boy. Little left me hanging.


Me: C'mon man where's my high five?

Boy: Its up moms ass

Me:

Apparently she didn't buy him a toy at the grocery store.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i would've slapped his mouth straight off to louisiana.

[phyzik]

I hope I have a kid like that someday.

[SpursStalker]

B2B ...

How old is your son?

[BacktoBasics]

B2B ...

How old is your son?

Three and half

[Private Joker]

Is that you John Wayne? This this me?

[SonOfAGun]

Just don't let him grow a rat tail.

[Summers]

i would've slapped his mouth straight off to louisiana.

Yeah, that's not appropriate language toward his mother. He learns what you teach him.

[BacktoBasics]

Yeah, that's not appropriate language toward his mother. He learns what you teach him.

So you're saying I reference things up my wife's ass regularly?

[mrsmaalox]

I'd still worry if I were you. USPS and FedEX both hire assholes

[Summers]

So you're saying I reference things up my wife's ass regularly?

I'm saying you're teaching him to be disrespectful to your wife.

[TDMVPDPOY]

post pic of wifes ass NAO!!!

I DEMAND IT!!

[BacktoBasics]

I'm saying you're teaching him to be disrespectful to your wife.

Actually I'm teaching him to be disrespectful to everyone.

[Summers]

Actually I'm teaching him to be disrespectful to everyone.

At least you're consistent.

[gatoloco]

he'll be selling trailers before you know it!

[CosmicCowboy]

Actually I'm teaching him to be disrespectful to everyone.

I strongly suspect he won't be changing your diapers when you are old and incapacitated...I can see him covering the floor and bed with plastic duct taped down...hopefully he will at least come by every few days and hose your room out....

[phyzik]

coincidentally, my friend was over with his 9 year old boy, we where watching a movie and one of the actors said "pussy". the 9 yr old then repeated it. Apparently, at the age of 9, he had no idea what the word actually meant. Didnt even realize it was a bad word. We told him what it meant (vagina) and he got super embarrassed

Im still amazed he didnt know what it meant at the age of 9. At that age, curse words made up about 80% of my vocabulary.

[florige]

I strongly suspect he won't be changing your diapers when you are old and incapacitated...I can see him covering the floor and bed with plastic duct taped down...hopefully he will at least come by every few days and hose your room out....

[Leetonidas]

B2B can teach his kid whatever the he wants, frankly.

Kudos to an awesome son.

[PM5K]

he'll be selling trailers before you know it!

You mean living in them?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

So did you slip on a surgical glove and go get that high five?

[DoortoDoorsalesman]

I prefer to leave her hanging with a high five on the ass as I'm walking out the backdoor.

[Summers]

You mean living in them?

Down by the river?

[Biernutz]

Kids repeat what they hear--- if the hear it enough!

[PM5K]

If kids don't respect their mother and father they won't respect anyone else.