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    Veteran jermaine's Avatar
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    Its very nice an funny. I dont know how to post it though. Just seen it on TNT. Count on Kobe is what its called.

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    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    Nauseating, tbh...

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    What makes it "nice" or "funny?"

    I've seen better local commercials..

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    What makes it "nice" or "funny?"

    I've seen better local commercials..
    Dont be a hater all your life! Try showing some love sometimes. You might live longer.

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    That doesn't even make sense.

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    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 ElNono's Avatar
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    tbh, the Kobe system consists in honoring his jersey numbers... that's why he went 8-24 tonight, IMO

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    Blake Griffin commercials are ten times better. At least the parts that are over exaggerated are meant as jokes.

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    Kobe owns the bucket about as much as Ace gets laid.

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    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
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    That doesn't even make sense.
    jermaine's nigspeak hardly ever makes sense. You simply hafta rely on context clues and sound the rest of his letter scrambles out as best you can.

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    Put Kobe's 8-25 shooting performance and Howard's 5-13 FTM-A on his commercial would be funny...
    Last edited by wanggi; 01-18-2013 at 06:06 AM. Reason: correcting

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    jermaine's nigspeak hardly ever makes sense. You simply hafta rely on context clues and sound the rest of his letter scrambles out as best you can.
    Come on you simple lil . Talk about the commercial. Why troll me? I dont come on here tryna with people. Did I your mother in my hoeish days or something. Get some biz lil boy. Im proud husband an father of 2. I dont have time for simple s like you. Go outside an play marbles or something. (Dont be a lil "Drama Queen" an respond back)

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    It really is funny, nice use of sarcasm.

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    They must be orthopedic shoes for old guys.

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    Come on you simple lil . Talk about the commercial. Why troll me? I dont come on here tryna with people. Did I your mother in my hoeish days or something. Get some biz lil boy.

    Im proud husband an father of 2.
    I dont have time for simple s like you.


    Go outside an play marbles or something. (Dont be a lil "Drama Queen" an respond back)
    Must be nice to be black, with rapping coming naturally.

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    it reminds me of an even lamer version of "the most interesting man in the world"

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    Its 2013 an racism is still going strong. Its still a sad world. Its like gang violence, dont some gets old.

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    Soft Like Twinkie Filling Juggity's Avatar
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    Awful use of Philip Glass's Koyaanisqatsi soundtrack.

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    Nice commercial, some of you really need an ass kicking.

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    Count on Kobe...

    ...to keep chucking?
    ...to keep throwing teammates under the Buss?
    ...to to the media after every loss?

    I mean, which is it? The commercial didn't say!

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    Count on Kobe...

    ...to keep chucking?
    ...to keep throwing teammates under the Buss?
    ...to to the media after every loss?

    I mean, which is it? The commercial didn't say!
    y'know that's a good point. The whole premise of the commercial is flawed, because Kobe is pretty much the last person you can count on for consistency. He's one of the most volatile, hot-cold players, who may or may not show up with his team mentally to any given game, who may or may not play defense any given game, who may or may not call out teammates, who may or may not deflect blame after a loss.

    Pretty much the only way he's predictable is that you can count on him to take a terrible shot if the lakers are down by four points or less in the final two possessions of the game.

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