Don't know if this is real or not

[spurraider21]

Just got a text from someone trying to use a credit card. Safeway told them there's a nationwide outage on processing cc's. Cash only.
Sorry if this isn't true. I'm gonna grab some cash just in case.

If there's a nationwide outage, how are you going to get cash?

derp

[DMC]

To be fair if The Smartest Guy in the Room can't figure it out what hope do the rest of us have??

Fattest Hands in the Room gets so mad he will remember this two years from now.
"we"

Seemed obvious a couple posts back, Bob Cratchit.

[DMC]

derp

https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/sho...1#post10802082

STIHTY

[ChumpDumper]

derp mad

[TimDunkem]

Spurstalk. Serious business.

[Blake]

National would be all banks. you'll try to save face here and the fart/turd relationship will be on display.

doubling down

[Blake]

[Joseph Kony]

LOL fat doesnt grasp that credit cards and banks arent the same thing

[DMC]

LOL fat doesnt grasp that credit cards and banks arent the same thing

low tier try hard troll doesn't understand what a national power outage means. Thinks it skips everything but banks.

1. The cardholder presents their credit card for payment to the merchant at the point of sale.
2. After swiping their credit card on a point of sale (POS) terminal, the customer’s credit card details are sent to the acquiring bank (or its acquiring processor) via an Internet connection or a phone line.
3. The acquiring bank or processor forwards the credit card details to the credit card network.
4. The credit card network clears the payment and requests payment authorization from the issuing bank. The authorization request includes the following:
5. Credit card number
6. Card expiration date
7. Billing address — for Address Verification System (AVS) validation
8. Card security code — CVV, for instance
9. Payment amount

[Ef-man]

doubling down

Too dumb to take his “L” and move on.

[DMC]

Too dumb to take his “L” and move on.

dabom still afraid to list his MOS (or ashamed)

[Blake]

low tier try hard troll doesn't understand what a national power outage means. Thinks it skips everything but banks.

1. The cardholder presents their credit card for payment to the merchant at the point of sale.
2. After swiping their credit card on a point of sale (POS) terminal, the customer’s credit card details are sent to the acquiring bank (or its acquiring processor) via an Internet connection or a phone line.
3. The acquiring bank or processor forwards the credit card details to the credit card network.
4. The credit card network clears the payment and requests payment authorization from the issuing bank. The authorization request includes the following:
5. Credit card number
6. Card expiration date
7. Billing address — for Address Verification System (AVS) validation
8. Card security code — CVV, for instance
9. Payment amount

still thinks he's winning the thread with this

[Joseph Kony]

low tier try hard troll doesn't understand what a national power outage means. Thinks it skips everything but banks.

1. The cardholder presents their credit card for payment to the merchant at the point of sale.
2. After swiping their credit card on a point of sale (POS) terminal, the customer’s credit card details are sent to the acquiring bank (or its acquiring processor) via an Internet connection or a phone line.
3. The acquiring bank or processor forwards the credit card details to the credit card network.
4. The credit card network clears the payment and requests payment authorization from the issuing bank. The authorization request includes the following:
5. Credit card number
6. Card expiration date
7. Billing address — for Address Verification System (AVS) validation
8. Card security code — CVV, for instance
9. Payment amount

jesus christ you're ing stupid

Just got a text from someone trying to use a credit card. Safeway told them there's a nationwide outage on processing cc's. Cash only.
Sorry if this isn't true. I'm gonna grab some cash just in case.

You're the only one talking about a power outage you fat re

[Joseph Kony]

obviously there isn't a nationwide power outage because the dude is at ing Safeway shopping in the OP. keep holding that L fatty

[TimDunkem]

[DMC]

The only way there'd be a nationwide outage on credit card processing is if there was a national power outage. Way too many credit card processors and banks out there for there to be a national outage.

jesus christ you're ing stupid



You're the only one talking about a power outage you fat re

Read more, suck less.

[DMC]

obviously there isn't a nationwide power outage because the dude is at ing Safeway shopping in the OP. keep holding that L fatty

So obviously there isn't a nationwide CC processing outage. Took you a while to get here, dip .

Maybe re-alt then try again.

[Joseph Kony]

5 hours and that's the ty retort you came up with?

that post you're quoting is also after your original post you dumb . keep digging that hole deeper fatty

[DMC]

[Blake]

DMC just keeps digging that hole.

Have you really never gone to a bank and withdrawn cash? I think you're plenty old enough.

[DMC]

DMC just keeps digging that hole.

Have you really never gone to a bank and withdrawn cash? I think you're plenty old enough.

Not when the power was out nationally

[Blake]

Not when the power was out nationally

your reading comprehension is just awful

[DMC]

The only way there'd be a nationwide outage on credit card processing is if there was a national power outage. Way too many credit card processors and banks out there for there to be a national outage.

your reading comprehension is just awful

I read just fine. Do you disagree with Chucho?

Unless you think banks don't process cards, then all processing being down means banks too are down.

[Ef-man]

I read just fine. Do you disagree with Chucho?

Unless you think banks don't process cards, then all processing being down means banks too are down.

Triggered enough to edit his post.

[DMC]

Triggered enough to come out of lurking since 2006.