Serious question though, do you really want to retire today even if you could? People who retire early die early, and that's been proven by studies. My 86 year old grandma is still selling real estate like crazy and making money she doesn't need, but because she's still working she's 86 and has no signs of slowing down.
Don't get me wrong, I still think spending everything you have is re ed, but even if I have the ability to retire in my 50s I'm not sure if I will. I'm only gonna retire if/when I have something else set up, like charity work, volunteer tax planning, etc.