Mavs: Deandre Jordan to Mavs

[Franklin]

if you put the zoom close enough everyone's face would look gross with countless pores visible imho. It's the facial figure and the relative positions and shapes of facial features that determine whether one is pretty or ugly imho.

[LkrFan]

You type like you're mad you can't see your screen completely. All you need to do is pull those slants up.

[Silver&Black]

I'd pwn your yellow ass in high school math got.

Two Asians getting into a good ole' fashioned math fight

Let me or Robz4000 know what's up. One of us will referee the fight....

[LkrFan]

Sounds like you are screaming "Two dollaaaaaaaa" at the top of your lungs. Am I correct?

[Mal]

Who`s gonna lob to this scrub ? Devin Harris ?

[LkrFan]

"We see him as 'Shaq-like' but never having been given the opportunity," Cuban told the radio show.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/clippe...703-story.html

Holy , Cuban needs to stop talking. He's embarrassing himself with all these takes.

Caption this:

[LkrFan]

if you put the zoom close enough everyone's face would look gross with countless pores visible imho. It's the facial figure and the relative positions and shapes of facial features that determine whether one is pretty or ugly imho.

She looks like a hamster in det pic tbh.

[TDMVPDPOY]

a commie vs a westernize chinaman....get the dog/cat bbq ready, this is going to be interesting

[LkrFan]

[benefactor]

the turn this thread took

Good to see you turn back the clock, Rogue.

[hooperflash]

"Sources say the Clippers' recently unveiled logo & uniforms were ultimately the determining factor in Jordan's decision."

That's what I was thinking lowkey when the rumors came out he was considering the Mavs

[Venti Quattro]

Clipper Nation didn't want "DeContract Jordan" but CP0 did:

Swiiiiiing and a miss!

CP3 probably texted DeAndre, "You improve your freethrow shooting yet?"

And so DJ then packed his bags and headed off to DFW.

[TDMVPDPOY]

with jordan g one...and excess money...dont tell balmer is going to throw that money at austin rivers

[Robz4000]

djohn2oo8 and Franklin went hard in this thread

[Leetonidas]

DeMonkey is going be completely useless on offense in Dallas without an elite PG spoon feeding him. Dude has no offensive game of his own, makes Dwight look like Hakeem all this can do is run, dunk, and block shots. He is solid defensively but even then he's incredibly overrated and iirc advanced stats suggested clips d was worse or about the same with him on the court

[djohn2oo8]

Even Johansson's ass looks nicer than any face your yellow lips can ever touch tbh.

Btw, Johansson has herpes.(like your mother, but your slanted father couldn't tell when he slipped and fell in that infested cabbage patch) So you go ahead and put your face in that beta gook.

[RsxPiimp]

Two Asians getting into a good ole' fashioned math fight

We need to get ambchang in here just for kicks.

[Thread]

DeMonkey is going be completely useless on offense in Dallas without an elite PG spoon feeding him. Dude has no offensive game of his own, makes Dwight look like Hakeem

And it will be great fun watching Media carry his till they no longer can. Media loves The Cubes. Now, NOW, now they're on the clock.

[jack sommerset]

DeMonkey is going be completely useless on offense in Dallas without an elite PG spoon feeding him. Dude has no offensive game of his own, makes Dwight look like Hakeem all this can do is run, dunk, and block shots. He is solid defensively but even then he's incredibly overrated and iirc advanced stats suggested clips d was worse or about the same with him on the court

Please stop the racism. God bless

[baseline bum]

CP3 probably texted DeAndre, "You improve your freethrow shooting yet?"

And so DJ then packed his bags and headed off to DFW.

[Franklin]

Btw, Johansson has herpes.(like your mother, but your slanted father couldn't tell when he slipped and fell in that infested cabbage patch) So you go ahead and put your face in that beta gook.

How could you know so much about herpes if you hadn't raw ed a with herpes?

[Clipper Nation]

Caption this:

"$80 million for THIS shiiiiiit?"

Oh wait, that will be Mavs fans' caption for that picture by April

[LkrFan]

CP3 probably texted DeAndre, "You improve your freethrow shooting yet?"

And so DJ then packed his bags and headed off to DFW.

[Franklin]

"$80 million for THIS shiiiiiit?"

Oh wait, that will be Mavs fans' caption for that picture by April

The grapes are really sour, right? Wait until you see how much your team pays McGee

[Clipper Nation]

Cuban's got ass deleted all his tweets in favor of the Hack-a-Shaq strategy: