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Basically an FDA approved bolemia device
FDA approves stomach-draining obesity treatment
WASHINGTON (AP) — A new weight loss device offers a novel approach to cutting calories: draining them from the stomach before they are fully digested.
The AspireAssist system consists of a thin tube implanted in the stomach, connecting to an outside port on the skin of the belly. About 20 minutes after finishing a meal, users connect the port to an external device, which drains some of the recently-consumed food into the toilet.
Basically an FDA approved bolemia device
Gross.
Cant legalize weed but can help fatasses not actually put in the work or discipline to become healthy. the fda and our govt!
So you're saying there is hope for Porker?
Yeah...as long as it is a reciprocal system that can shoot quickness an desire bak isn't his body.
Gross yet hysterical!
Seems like the bulk of the scientific/research community is either obese or balding
And have limp s
Rofl yes
It's legal in Oregon!
http://www.canna-daddys.com/
Wait. So they put a whole in their sides and just suck out some of the food into the toilet? Does that tube ever come out? It's not like it's a lifestyle change. They might as well start makes the tubes in different colors and themes.
"Hey, Chuck, check out this new silver and black Spurs tube I just got. Hold on, there's a pepperoni stuck in it."
"Cool, I've been *aahhooooccckkkkkkk* waiting for the new COD tube *hhhhooooccckkkkk*"
I don't think it even has to go into the toilet. Imagine this funny prank you could play at the pool:
Brannigan: Hey Will, can you check my tube, I think it's clogged
Will (kneeling down to look in tube) : I don't see any-
Brannigan (punching himself in stomach): splurrrrrrrrtttttttt
That pecan pie was really good. I wish I had some more. OH WAIT!!! *ssssuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkk*
I'd be pissed if I was on food stamps and some mother er is spewing steak into the toilet.
I'd be pissed if you were on food stamps too. Get a job you lazy ass bum
I'm training to be an Astronaut so I can plant a flag in Uranus.
I think the gentle bypass throw up could be better used as an acidic fertilizer in my tomato garden.
Note that the first breakdown of nitrogen rich meat occurs in the stomach. And tomaters and other plants love them some nitrogen. Warning: Venus fly trap owners, don't use this method if you are fat.
So someone is willing to get a hole punched in their stomach, carry this around, and pump their stomach in to a toilet.
Instead of just not eating so much.
so you don't have the discipline to quit being a loser asshole pot smoker with calf tats, but you are on others for eating fries and a soda?
go yourself you little .
Hi snake boy. I AM ANACONDA MAN. What your ing problem. Are you racist too? sexist? why do you hate fat people? cuz you wish you could eat more? cuz your mama or papa is a fat hog? why? Just curious. K Thanks.
wow. you are really funny. i mean. that zinger alone. and you only got a 3rd place medal? whoa. talk about robbed.
LJ isn't here to suck off anymore baseline. step up you game or go yourself on spurs report.
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