Lakers: COLIN COWHERD: BREAKING ‘KOBE BRYANT MEGA-STORY’ COMING SOON

[Koolaid_Man]

No he's not gay sorry Tammy lovers....

I don’t have a direct story on this,” Cowherd said. “I’m not going with it yet; big story on Kobe out there. It is not the one on TMZ. There is a big Kobe story out there that’s gonna break

.”

There's a story that just broke on Kobe punching Samaki Walker in the face over $100 but thats not a Mega story

What the could he be talking about? Is it really bad? Is Kobe playing another season? Is it good? Is Kobe retiring early? From the tone of his conversation with co-host Kristine Leahy — who was actively investigating the story on-air — it doesn’t sound like something that could potentially ruin Kobe’s career.

Could he be looking into the possibility of coaching? Is he producing a movie? Was he hired by Fox Sports 1?!?! What the cons utes a “mega-story” anyways?

[Splits]

Illegitimate kid(s).

[Koolaid_Man]

Illegitimate kid(s).

At least we know he likes pussy

[MultiTroll]

Kool Aids Trollerator carrying Kobes child?

[Mitch]

Kobe might be getting into having a stake in team ownership, he said that was a possibility for him after retiring.

[Splits]

I did find this funny: "Is it really bad? Is Kobe playing another season? Is it good? Is Kobe retiring early?"

bad == Kobe returning
good == Kobe retiring early

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool Aids Trollerator carrying Kobes child?

He lets no one near his daughters....Tammy on the other hand has to check in with the State

[midnightpulp]

Kobe might be getting into having a stake in team ownership, he said that was a possibility for him after retiring.

You better hope it's not the Lakers. He'd make that franchise into a bigger joke than it already it is.

[Koolaid_Man]

You better hope it's not the Lakers. He'd make that franchise into a bigger joke than it already it is.

I've always suspected he was ing Jeanie....Phil suspected it too

[daslicer]

Kobe might be getting into having a stake in team ownership, he said that was a possibility for him after retiring.

I think that's definitely something Kobe can be as good as Mike at doing.

[Mitch]

You better hope it's not the Lakers. He'd make that franchise into a bigger joke than it already it is.

Go make a cute jhutt post again, pulpy

[Jenks]

I did find this funny: "Is it really bad? Is Kobe playing another season? Is it good? Is Kobe retiring early?"

bad == Kobe returning
good == Kobe retiring early

"We cannot move on as a team until Kobe leaves," Kupchak said.

Just waiting for the old boy to die because they don't have the heart to euthanize him.

[midnightpulp]

Go make a cute jhutt post again, pulpy

Back of the jersey fan.

You know and I know, he'd force himself into a defacto GM role and build the team in the image of himself. A bunch of isolation volume scorers with "killer instinct."

Basically, DeMarcus Cousins surrounded by Lou Williams types.

[Twisted_Dawg]

I've always suspected he was ing Jeanie....Phil suspected it too

Forreal doe?

[Mitch]

Back of the jersey fan.

You know and I know, he'd force himself into a defacto GM role and build the team in the image of himself. A bunch of isolation volume scorers with "killer instinct."

Basically, DeMarcus Cousins surrounded by Lou Williams types.

Good time for a nice little Jhutt post to get some laughs

[midnightpulp]

Good time for a nice little Jhutt post to get some laughs

Deflecting because you know I'm right.

[Mitch]

Deflecting because you know I'm right.

I wouldn't know because I didn't read your last two posts, just giving you a hint that it's time for your jhutt shtick

[midnightpulp]

I wouldn't know because I didn't read your last two posts, just giving you a hint that it's time for your jhutt shtick

Of course you read them.

[Mitch]

Of course you read them.

Nope, but you have a good opportunity to make a silly jhutt thread. Be sure to follow the standard format

[midnightpulp]

Nope, but you have a good opportunity to make a silly jhutt thread. Be sure to follow the standard format

There's no opportunity, actually. The Lakers are so massively comic, they provide enough laughs. Not much to really send up anymore.

[Mitch]

There's no opportunity, actually. The Lakers are so massively comic, they provide enough laughs. Not much to really send up anymore.

Sounds like you're too agitated to being out the jhutt shtick, oh well.

[midnightpulp]

Sounds like you're too agitated to being out the jhutt shtick, oh well.

Not at all. There's just nothing to work with.

[Mitch]

Not at all. There's just nothing to work with.

Plenty to work with, just hard to be ironic when your team was decimated eh?

[midnightpulp]

Plenty to work with, just hard to be ironic when your team was decimated eh?

No. It's hard to be ironic or comic when the material you're working with does a better job of providing the laughs than you could.

Any joke would be redundant. Doesn't make for good comedy.

[Mitch]

No. It's hard to be ironic or comic when the material you're working with does a better job of providing the laughs than you could.

Any joke would be redundant. Doesn't make for good comedy.

Your jhutt shtick just entertains jubilant spur fans, wouldn't call that good comedy. Seems like a good time to take a piss in the blender, so get to it.