has he got another new gimmick name yet?
1. Shaq will guarantee he will bring a championship to Cleveland.
2. Shaq will say LBJ is the best player in the world
3. Shaq will say Cleveland is the best "TEAM" he has ever played on.
has he got another new gimmick name yet?
I kind of liked the big Shaqtus... He will have to outdo himself for Ohio...
4. Shaq will miss his free throws
5. Shaq will demand a contract extension
6. Shaq will wear out his welcome
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7. Shaq will claim Mike Brown is the Best Coach ever
7.5. He will jeopardize the franchise's future by mistaking LBJ for his pre-practice donut.
8. Shaq will only play in 40-50 games due to his vagina problems
Bubbly ass, SURE, BR, but you've done much better.
7.Fans of every other team will be jealous of the attention this is getting and turn their jealousy into reasons why it will fail
son it doesn't get much better than Vida
He'll vow that he's going to get rid of the curses haunting the Cleveland sports scene, so they should call him the Big Ghostbuster. It should sound something like this, "Amma taykare udda goes hawnin Cleveland. Call me tha big gozebusta."
The Big Predictor.... or Predictoronos!!!
Said it in another thread: He will ask for an extension as soon as he has two good consecutive games. He'll befriend Lebron in order to get it.
Wow. That's a really good guess. I think I'd put money on it being something like that.
Funny, Shaq did none of those things while in Phoenix, and actually made free throws at the highest rate of his career (or 2nd highest, I can't remember).
The Big Shaqtus will be missed.
Which is even why it's extremely annoying when TheMachineGook tells me Shaq did that as if he knows more about the team than I do.
I'm trying to think of fun things in Cleveland that Shaq can use for a nickname, and I'm totally coming up empty
Your right..its only concidence that started falling apart when Shaq came.
IMPLOSION!
He served his purpose here in AZ by providing entertainment, he is going to be missed.
I'll never forget seeing his big truck on the 202 and he blasted me with his horn because I waved my Spurs flag on him..cool guy!
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