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I got a text the other day:
Q: What is the extra skin around the vagina called?
A: A woman
Just wanted to see whats been circulating out there... just got this one from a friend.
A man asks his wife "can I in your ear?"
she says "no, I might go deaf!" He reply's
"I've been ing in your mouth for years
and you have yet to shut the up!"
I got a text the other day:
Q: What is the extra skin around the vagina called?
A: A woman
I just heard on the news police found
a man with no balls or brains. please
text me back so I know you didnt get
arrested again.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take me some time to get hard, I just got laid by this chick!
someone texted me that the first 1000 callers to a 1800 # got a gift cert to Bass Pro Shop. It was a gay porn line when I called it.
Got a text not long ago asking me to call an "L.C. Dakau" with a phone number. The number was to Borden's Dairy.
A box of Candy: 12 dollars.
A dozen red Roses: 50 dollars
A valentine's day reservation at the local 5 star resturant: 200 dollars
The look on her face when you stick it in her butt: priceless.
Well, you know, I hate gay people. I let it be known I don't like gay people. I don't like to be around gay people. I'm phobic. It shouldn't be in the world, in the United States, I don't like it.
Forwarding text messages is unacceptable. Send all the spam you want to my email address, just stay out my phone.
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