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How is Garnett not on the East?
Recognizing the Biggest Bags in the Leage.
From The West my team looks like:
G Kobe
G Jason Richardson
F Gasol
F K-Mart
C Erica Dampeir
With 6th man: Shach Vujacic
Coach: Phil Jackson
Owner: Mark Cuban
Mavs fans will be rushing to cheer them on
Taken on the East team of
G Iverson
G Rondo
F Raja Bell
F Anderson Varejao
C Joakim Noah
6th Man: Starburry
Coach: Van Gundy
Owner: Whoever owns the Knicks
Fans: Celtics fans
Reffing the Contest would be none other than Joey Crawford
How is Garnett not on the East?
you could just say the Lakers for the West and I don't think you would get much of an argument. I was watching a game last week and they had Kobe, Pau, Sasha, Luke Walton and Shannon Brown all on the court at the same time. If they put Adam Morrison in it would have been dancing with the stars.
You people get so jealous of the Lakers.
PG: Ghazi
SG: Lakaluva
SF: TheMACHINE
PF: DeadlyDynasty
C: 21_Blessings
Coach: DrHouse
GM: KBP
Owner: tlongII
bwhahahaha... props to Tlong for owning the team though
Y'all just hatin on the TLONG'ster
Don't be
Dont be surprised if TlongII trades a Kobe type of player for Greg Oden.
Just announced: tlongII has given permission to the GM of the Ass Pirates, KBP, to trade their #1 draft pick in this years Draft for a more established in Lebomb. Lebomb is coming off a career year with the Taints, where he had an unbelievable efficiency rating of +26 that landed him on the All- team for the first time. This trade is said to rival the Garnett trade which many thought brought the most to one team ever.
DrHouse: "The Pirates needed someone who can make an instant impact for the Ass Pirates run at the D-Bag-O'brien"
This is the year of -busters folks. My sources tell me that Allanon, the who exploded onto the scene out of now where in the DBA ( Bag Association) right after one gifted another All-Star to the Lakers, has just been acquired to run the point for the Ass Pirates.
This comes on the heels of Ghazi, the former who ran the team, having a falling out with coach DrHouse for not upping his Douchiness. DrHouse warned Ghazi, who had noticeably scaled back his d-baggery in recent weeks, that: "the PG is what drives the true ness of a championship team". When Ghazi did not respond, a blockbuster trade was made and sent the unhappy Ghazi packing and brought in the leagues biggest surprise of the year in Allanon.
It is a risky move to send the Veteran Ghazi out and bring in a new, front-running style of d-bag in Allanon to run the team. It is a move that the Ass Pirates will hope helps them win now along with build for the future. Allanon certainly seems to have an extraordinary future ahead of him in the DBA.
I'm honored. Thanks DPG.
Wow...this was incredibly creative and insightful..lol...may be the post of the week...LOL!! Only thing that keeps me from saying it definitely is the post of the week is Lakaluva's already infamous "There's your MVP!" thread...epic.
Meh, I would switch Jason Richardson with Jason Terry.
I hope I get -Bag MVP too.
I ain't no !
Yes, but Ghazi was released and he resigned for the veteran mininum.
Ghazi will be a sought after . He is like the Jason Kidd of in the DBA.
Draft Express has Ghazi as:
Best Case: Mel Gibson
Worst Case: Gary Payton
This is the DBA finals Stern has wanted everyone! Cannot wait until Thursday. Some amazing one-on-one match ups to look at. Representing the West you have the Ass Pirates.
PG: Allanon
SG: Lakaluva
SF: TheMACHINE
PF: DeadlyDynasty
C: 21_Blessings
X-Factor: Lebomb
Coach: DrHouse
GM: KBP
Owner: tlongII
The Pirates have one of the most young and exciting teams in the league folks. Full of all kinds of d-bags and even some explosive ness coming off the bench in Lebomb. Their coach, DrHouse, is tied only with Phil Jackson in the number d-rings with an amazing 9. They are going to be a tough out in a 7 game series because of their free-style play.
Representing the East you have another young team, the Cuckolds, but they are spearheaded by an all time veteran great in Blake. Blake is the only back-to-back DBA MVP in the league. Many say he is on his last legs, but I have talked with him and he has plenty of -fight left in him.
PG: Blake
SG: Thunder Dan
SF: Bump
PF: Poop
C: BenJarvus
X-Factor: Whott
Coach: face
GM: Greg Oden
Owner: Bump.
Whott truly is an X-Factor in the true sense of the word. He is known for his sometimes baggy comments that are inflammatory, both on and off the court, but the man has some serious talent. When he is on, he can be the biggest in the DBA.
This will truly be a DBA finals to remember. I never bet against the biggest in a series, and since the Cuckolds have Blake:
My Pick: Cuckolds in 7
where's SD in all that ness?
No way is SD in there. Leonard is in the DBA D League, so SD will be in there soon enough. SD is just Leonard's nickname along with Peter Parker aka Spiderman aka my nephew.
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