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    Wife wanted a milkshake so I go to Dairy Queen which is already a terrible place to go because you will sit in the drive thru minimum 10 minutes. Anyway, I order a shake and the guy tells me they’re out of ice cream. I’m pretty sure he’s full of and just playing a joke. Or they’re close to closing and doesn’t want to take the time.

    So ended up going to McDonald’s. Guy there tells me they’re out of ice cream. Tells me they’ve been out for two months.

    We’re on the precipice of apocalypse.

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    Starbucks today told me they're out of vanilla and have been out for a week

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    Guess San Antonians will just have to lose weight then?

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    The McDonalds ice cream/smoothie machine is always broken is a meme for a reason.

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    Joe Biden and Nancy stole all the ice cream and put it in their basement bunkers tbh

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    Guess San Antonians will just have to lose weight then?
    We will invent time travel before that happens

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    The McDonalds ice cream/smoothie machine is always broken is a meme for a reason.
    I know the situation with that and about the dude that created the app etc. From what the guy in the drive thru said, this doesn't seem to be the issue. He said they've been out of ice cream for 2 months. I guess the fact that the DQ which is a couple of minutes away had just told me they were out of ice cream that makes me wonder.

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    Damn I hope you'll be able to find ice cream

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    Those Little Debbie ice creams are legit tbh

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    Damn I hope you'll be able to find ice cream
    We don't even eat it much. But the one time when I'm send on a Mother's Day mission to get her a shake, there's none to be had.

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    Ice Cream - overrated, underrated, or properly rated?

    I go slightly overrated. People act like it’s a momentous celebration of life anytime you have some ice cream. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a nice thing to have from time to time, but really it’s just the cheeseburger of desserts. It’s fine. Maybe back in the 1800’s without modern refrigeration, ice cream could be viewed as this special delicacy, but not anymore.

    Even worse is people who go nuts for stuff like Ben & Jerry’s. Again, it’s good stuff, but also if you have to trick up your ice cream with massive chunks of cookie dough and peanut butter cups, maybe it’s because your base product isn’t really all that high-quality.

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    The HEB brands of ice cream are excellent. Better than Blue Bell in nearly every comparable flavor.

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    The HEB brands of ice cream are excellent. Better than Blue Bell in nearly every comparable flavor.
    Aw no. That "Creamy Creations" stuff is disgusting.

    Walmart generic $1.99 tub of homemade vanilla ice cream is solid, though

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    Aw no. That "Creamy Creations" stuff is disgusting.

    Walmart generic $1.99 tub of homemade vanilla ice cream is solid, though
    It's like you're living in the upside down

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    The HEB brands of ice cream are excellent. Better than Blue Bell in nearly every comparable flavor.
    Absolutely. And they stay ice cream consistency. Blue Bell turns into a block of ice in the freezer.

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    Absolutely. And they stay ice cream consistency. Blue Bell turns into a block of ice in the freezer.
    Probably because of all the additives and carcinogenic chemicals in the HEB Creamy Creations ice cream. Just because Timmy, Manu and Brent Barry ate it for a commercial doesn't mean it's good.

    Blue Bell is good but overpriced.

    Either way I stay away from awful stuff like doughnuts and ice cream. Junk food gives me the runs big time and overall makes me feel miserable and unhealthy for days.

    I just ate 10 out of 12 of a box of a dozen Shipley's Doughnuts (mixed glazed / Bavarian cream filled) yesterday for Mother's Day because my mom didn't want more than a couple after all so I had to eat all the rest. I spent last night on the john and 3 times already today and I have severe daytime hypersomnia today. Just feeling sick. No more doughnuts for me for at least a year.
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    It's like you're living in the upside down
    The flavor in Creamy Creations is disgusting. Just like HEB's fresh beef (Not to be confused with Hill Country Fare brand)... HEB's other meat products are fine. But the HEB brand beef... it just tastes... old. Like it was over aged and then partially freezer burnt before being thawed back out to be sold.

    My personal favorite little overpriced gem HEB had in the meat department was the HEB Texas Quail, but they discontinued it early last year. Now they have the Rabbit, which is even more overpriced... I bought it last May and it was underwhelming. Tasted like chicken but a bit rubbery and slightly gamey.
    Last edited by Millennial_Messiah; 05-09-2022 at 01:22 PM.

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    HEB 1905 vanilla is the best vanilla I've ever had. Goes great with a Sam's Club apple pie

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    HEB 1905 vanilla is the best vanilla I've ever had. Goes great with a Sam's Club apple pie
    Junk food, just like their awful to-go pizza.

    If you want moderately healthy dessert, make it yourself. Or better yet, get a quality woman to do so for you.

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    The flavor in Creamy Creations is disgusting. Just like HEB's fresh beef (Not to be confused with Hill Country Fare brand)... HEB's other meat products are fine. But the HEB brand beef... it just tastes... old. Like it was over aged and then partially freezer burnt before being thawed back out to be sold.

    My personal favorite little overpriced gem HEB had in the meat department was the HEB Texas Quail, but they discontinued it early last year. Now they have the Rabbit, which is even more overpriced... I bought it last May and it was underwhelming. Tasted like chicken but a bit rubbery and slightly gamey.
    I have never been burned on HEB meat. Now, Wal-mart has the most disgusting meat on the face of the earth. Those cows must have had down syndrome or something.

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    I have never been burned on HEB meat. Now, Wal-mart has the most disgusting meat on the face of the earth. Those cows must have had down syndrome or something.
    Bend over, I'll ing show you disgusting meat.

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    Junk food, just like their awful to-go pizza.

    If you want moderately healthy dessert, make it yourself. Or better yet, get a quality woman to do so for you.
    And make sure your woman has picked the apples herself from an organic orchard

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    And make sure your woman has picked the apples herself from an organic orchard
    Good luck with that. She won't even pick nits off her unshaven bush.

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    And make sure your woman has picked the apples herself from an organic orchard
    Marissa actually did, oddly enough. Really into antiques, so she had a nice old Mikasa crystal fruit bowl full of them; they grew in orchards near her apartment complex and were free to the public (apples and berries grow rampant in Michigan).

    But she broke up with me because, well, I don't think Biden / Gretchen Whitmer / KJB are "smart" people...

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    Good luck with that. She won't even pick nits off her unshaven bush.
    I buy Marissa her favorite expensive purple chrysanthemums that are only available at Meijer in order to convince her to grow out a little hair down there.

    Going down on a fully shaved / ultra short trimmed braz is as boring as binge watching the weather channel in July, (July '05 notwithstanding). I'd rather bury my nose in the grass and journey my way down with my tongue down to the delicious clitoris and further south than just go straight at it full face which is pretty much what you do when there's no hair down there.
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