How many times you wipe after you poop?

[InRareForm]

At least 4/5.

[Darth_Pelican]

till the tp no longer turns brown

[Pauly D]

It wasn't a lot of blood, not even a whole drop, but by the 6th wipe or so there would be a little red there on the toilet paper! At some point you have to just call your losses and leave a little brown deep in the crack. I'll live

nah. I'm about 6'1 215 lbs. I may be slightly overweight but that has nothing to do with it. Maybe it's just cause I have a hairy ass and the poop rubs off on it as it's going out?

the hairy asshole part just comes with the conversation. For me and my friends it mostly starts with us talking about an annoying or nice epic and then we'd say something like "yeah, it was great, but I still had to wipe like 100 times"

you know, something like that

This is an important topic so a quick update from my old thread, I've learned the most efficient angles to minimize the number. Wet wipes never worked well with me. Also, shaving my asshole actually made my number go up almost every sitting. I don't understand why.

[cantthinkofanything]

till the tp no longer turns brown

bingo.

[InRareForm]

Using a damp tp as your finisher does a good job on sending you on your way.

[DisAsTerBot]

a damp tp? do you shimmy over to the sink? ever heard of a wet wipe?

[Koolaid_Man]

At least 4/5.

Depends are we talking using our hands like the Turkish or regular tp.....

[Koolaid_Man]

till the tp no longer turns brown

2 wipes for me...I swipe the first time....and then one final swipe using sanitizing wet ones...I use wet ones to keep my ass sanitized and shiney new..never know when I'm gonna run into a butt munching white

[cantthinkofanything]

2 wipes for me...I swipe the first time....and then one final swipe using sanitizing wet ones...I use wet ones to keep my ass sanitized and shiney new..never know when I'm gonna run into a butt munching white

I'm surprised. I figured you and your boyfriend hold your s until you can hook up and poop on each other's faces. And dual buttlick each other until all is clean.

[The Gemini Method]

Until I wreck a coniferous forest tbh.

[MultiTroll]

[Blake]

Lol

[ChumpDumper]

You are an especially ty person.

[MultiTroll]

does your ass just explode every time?

RumpHumper-Blake posting within 60 seconds after mention of my ass is made.

"Never". Not a one in a million chance, not a one in a billion chance.

[ChumpDumper]

RumpHumper-Blake posting within 60 seconds after mention of my ass is made.

"Never". Not a one in a million chance, not a one in a billion chance.

I believe you have never wiped your ass.

You're an especially ty person.

[Infinite_limit]

till the tp no longer turns brown

After brown is yellow. Need to get that also

[Ignignokt]

Blake and Rumphumper have each other, they don't need toilet paper imho

[ChumpDumper]

gtown's dream is to be attached to my ass Human Centipede style.

[Ignignokt]

gtown's dream is to be attached to my ass Human Centipede style.

Why are you the only one on record stating that fantasy?

[ChumpDumper]

Why are you the only one on record stating that fantasy?

Jesus you're sensitive these days. I stated it because you want it. No thanks tho.

Why do you state hundreds of sexual fantasies about me?

[Avante]

This is why I feel so damn superior.

A thread about how many times you wipe your ass. And nobody is...."who cares?"' That says it all

I'm leaving now no way I'm posting in a thread this damn stupid.

[MultiTroll]

Why are you the only one on record stating that fantasy?

RumpHumper is really on the defensive, going into his spin cycle.
Comes in less then 60 seconds after he hears mention of my ass.

[ChumpDumper]

RumpHumper is really on the defensive, going into his spin cycle.
Comes in less then 60 seconds after he hears mention of my ass.

lol Fabbs really wants me to want his ass.

No thanks. gtown might be interested tho.

[SupremeGuy]

till the tp no longer turns brown

This. As many as it takes.

[RD2191]

No wiper. I'm that good.