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Aww look who got added to Derp's emergency contact list.
Dirks_Finale Chump is Blake's gay lover. Say a bad word about him, and he'll be swooping in for the rescue.
One of their favorite hobbies is sperm shielding in tandem.
Aww look who got added to Derp's emergency contact list.
Derp never grew out of the high school phase. Guy comes up with the corniest would-be jokes.
How times change. This was a period of time I clowned and disliked. Now these are my friends. Former enemies to allies.
Got my wife a Lexus RX350. My only complaint is that the A/C controls are embedded in the touchscreen/navigation unit, which is starting to glitch out.
ive been driving the same civic since 2008... no issues whatsoever
I had a 97 Civic. Great car. I bought my daughter a 2015 CR-V. Runs great.
Good car choice
Conservative Man checking in
You can’t deny your liberal blood that runs through you, dude.
When I return to my Eastern Polish hometown
Closet Republican calling out Closet Democrat.When I return to my Eastern Polish hometown
“Republicans speak of Trump Jr.’s hunting-and-fishing prowess the way Red Guards once talked about Mao swimming the Yangtze.”
Republican National Convention to Air on Syfy Channel
CHARLOTTE (The Borowitz Report)—The 2020 Republican National Convention will make history this week when it airs on Syfy for the first time ever.
Harland Dorrinson, a programming executive for the science-fiction channel, called the
2020 R.N.C. a “perfect fit for Syfy.”
“We’d been looking for some fresh science fiction/fantasy programming to e up our summer schedule,” he said.
“We feel like we’ve hit the motherlode.”
Previewing the science-fiction scenarios that the R.N.C. will likely feature, he said,
“We’re hoping that Trump unveils some of his amazing mad-scientist potions and
Pence does something cool about Space Force.
The whole show is very on brand for us.”
The decision to broadcast the R.N.C., however, drew howls of protest from Syfy viewers who were furious to see the Convention preëmpt their favorite programs.
“The Republican National Convention does not belong on Syfy,” one irate viewer complained.
“Science fiction has to be at least based on science.”
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/republican-national-convention-to-air-on-syfy-channel
RNC live tweets
sidebar: cops beating protesters
zeitgeist
You found Chris
He found every ST Trump supporter tbh.
And most of the Trump supporters on this site
Roll Call was so bad, even Fox cut away.
I’m not watching. What was bad about it?
Called that .
Judge for yourself
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