for anyone reading this: I just gotta say MOUSE IS THE MAN! Dude knows his stuff.
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So mouse, after opening avast again, it prompted me for a boot scan which I ran. All of a sudden it was picking up things left and right. I started deleting some and quarantining others to see what they were. (I'll list the ones I saved here[/edit here]). After that all things went back to normal, at least as far as I can tell.
So I still went along and ran ewido and it was a pretty detailed scan, it took about an hour and 1/2. Although it only found 2 things: 1 tracking cookie, and 1 adware.Here is the first link.
Right after I ran RegCure and it was speedy, but found 1363 errors! Most of them in File/Path references (579) and Empty registry keys (695). can't clean em yet.Try this and post how many errors.
I'm gonna keep working on this a little more throughout the day, I'll keep you posted.