Missing man found frozen

[SpurGal]

SEVIERVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- A retired Sara Lee executive missing since he met with a couple about buying his sport utility vehicle was found dead Thursday, frozen in a rented storage unit. The couple was arrested in what federal authorities believe was a bungled carjacking.

[SpursWoman]

I was just watching the investigation reports the other day. I didn't realize they had found him already.

[CrazyOne]

A frozen Sara Lee executive? That sounds like something from the Onion... but I'm assuming from your remark that it's legit?

[SpurGal]

I usually see Sara Lee products In the freezer section at H.E.B but never Imagined an Exec to be frozen... :shock