best way to lose 15 lbs in two weeks

[stretch]

any suggestions?

[Dr. Gonzo]

Meth binge

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Sever a limb.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Go to England and gamble very slowly.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Go to England and gamble very slowly.

[Destro]

burn 1000 extra calories each day and eat 1000 calories less than you normally do. Other than that, you can try and lose water weight the day of your event but you'll definitly need to gain it back in a day or two.

If you are really obese you can drop 15 pounds in two weeks if you eat less and workout. The first ten will melt off.

[CosmicCowboy]

Colonix

http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html

[desflood]

Barf. A lot.

[Spur-Addict]

Alot of fluids (not pop but natural fruit juice or water), fruits and veggies. Some light cardio, and that should do it. Basically try to eat like how some woman eat for two weeks.

[JudynTX]

Stop posting here

[Spur-Addict]

If you find that offensive, maybe you didn't see the "Some" part. And if you honestly think that isn't indicative of some diets of some women, you are delusional. What I said isn't offensive, and if you have a problem that's too bad.

[lefty]

The thread le sounds like a Men's Health cover

[JudynTX]

If you find that offensive, maybe you didn't see the "Some" part. And if you honestly think that isn't indicative of some diets of some women, you are delusional. What I said isn't offensive, and if you have a problem that's too bad.

I was talking to the person who started this thread.

[SpursWoman]

If you find that offensive, maybe you didn't see the "Some" part. And if you honestly think that isn't indicative of some diets of some women, you are delusional. What I said isn't offensive, and if you have a problem that's too bad.

I don't think she was talking to you, but the OP. You aren't going to lose 15lbs sitting on your ass posting on the internet.

[Spur-Addict]

I was talking to the person who started this thread.

I apologize. I thought b/c you posted directly under me and didn't quote anyone else, that you were talking to me. Sorry P.S.

[JudynTX]

You aren't going to lose 15lbs sitting on your ass posting on the internet.

I apologize. I thought b/c you posted directly under me and didn't quote anyone else, that you were talking to me. Sorry P.S.

Apology accepted.

[Blake]

any suggestions?

how deep is your throat

[JudynTX]

how deep is your throat

[ChumpDumper]

Liposuction. Anything else would probably involve starving yourself and you would likely gain the weight back and then some after you go back to a normal diet.

[stretch]

Barf. A lot.

a winner is you

[Spur-Addict]

Stretch, the book is small and fits in the palm of your hand. It's nothing you should be afraid of.

[CosmicCowboy]

Did you check out those colonix testimonial turds I linked?

You could probably 10 pounds the first day LOL

[stretch]

here is what I did a couple years ago...

lots of jogging (about 4 miles a day 5 days a week, usually running 2 miles in the morning, and 2 miles in the evening, plus basketball 2 nights a week), light weightlifting for upper body, low weight with hi-reps. 2 soy-protein meal replacement shakes a day

lost almost 25 lbs in 3 weeks. dropped from around 195 to like 170. 6'1 height.

however, i think there are probably safer ways to lose it.

[stretch]

Did you check out those colonix testimonial turds I linked?

You could probably 10 pounds the first day LOL

yeah my friend did one of those recently.

[ChumpDumper]

here is what I did a couple years ago...

lots of jogging (about 4 miles a day 5 days a week, usually running 2 miles in the morning, and 2 miles in the evening, plus basketball 2 nights a week), light weightlifting for upper body, low weight with hi-reps. 2 soy-protein meal replacement shakes a day

lost almost 25 lbs in 3 weeks. dropped from around 195 to like 170. 6'1 height.

however, i think there are probably safer ways to lose it.

A good answer to the OP is "be 20 years old."