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Real men don't sit down ...
TAIPEI (Reuters) – A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.
"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."
The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.
"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."
Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.
Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_snake_...Dpl5exMtLtiBIF
Real men don't sit down ...
"Help! I just got bit by a snake and I need someone to suck the poison out!"
"Where did he bite you?"
"In the penis."
"I'll miss you."
This story is fake because you know a snake bite is not going to cause a minor injury to a Taiwanese man's wang. His little fang probably pierced right through it.
Maybe that poor snake just thought he had found his long lost brother or something.
Taiwan remember? Probably not a LONG lost brother.
Should he take a crap standing up?Real men don't sit down ...
I do.
I'm afraid of a snake bite on my penis.
I think you're giving the snake too much credit for having such a good aim.
you bad!
Why not, you guys do everything else standing up.
a snake doesn't need much aim to hit my 5 dollar footlong
hey ooooo
I was thinking more of stabbing a grain of rice with a needle while the rice is being thrown at you
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I made mention of this just the other day to someone. This is certainly a fear of mine. Imagine sitting there and something just bites your . Imagine Pennywise popping out of the toliet with a pair of scissors.
Ever since that astronaut traveled from Texas to Florida to confront her man I have used Tena Protective Underware. No more pulling over durning drives,no more excusing myself from the dinner table,I can work all day on projects. Overall it has made me a more efficient and active person. Everyone should give it a go!
Last edited by jack sommerset; 05-12-2009 at 02:09 PM.
Like in the commercials huh?
auchh, imagine that. Bleggghhh i hate snakes
the worst would be to use an airline toilet with snakes on the plane
Be honest, guys
How many of you males are going to give a quick second glance at the toilet water to look out for snakes or other things that can bite your penis?
lol yeah, I was just thinking about that.I think many, including me. these stories give you creeps
ROFL... I hope not...
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