"The ball don't lie, but it can be tortured and coerced into obedience". ~Dejuan Blair
Haha, I just saw Samr's picture on wordpress. I always thought you were Arab because "Samr" is an arabic name. lol, how unexpectedly funny.
"The ball don't lie, but it can be tortured and coerced into obedience". ~Dejuan Blair
In a casino "one armed bandit" is slang for a slot machine. In the rest of the world it's slang for anyone who tried to steal a rebound from Dejuan Blair.
Loved this from the Oct. 20 game blog.
Nice one muser!
Dejuan's ACLs were used to make Eve.
Scientists were stumped as to why the Earth rotated on it's axis. Turn out Dejuan Blair has just been running.
Breaking news:
Scientists have discovered the real cause of global warming : Dejuan Blair eating Fajitas
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Dejuan Blair's ass has it's own U.S. Senator.
Bees, Dogs and Dejuan Blair have all evolved to smell fear. But around Blair, all that Dogs and Bees can smell is themselves.
The below picture is still a mystery; nobody knows why we can't see thechick's right arm.
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[QUOTE=lefty;3763395]The below picture is still a mystery; nobody knows why we can't see thechick's right arm.
Nor can we explain that ventriloquist's grin.
Scientists have long been baffled by the use of Tyrannosaurus Rex's short stubby arms, until now. Recent findings all show that the Tyrannosaurus had developed these arms as a means of flight defense against it's only known predator of the period, Dejuan Blair. In related news, the T-Rex is extinct.
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Some people participate in 'bare-knuckle boxing', Dejuan Blair engages in 'knuckle boxing bears'.
eh.
Hollinger developed a "Rebounds Per Second" stat specifically for Blair.
This one's good, ^ I laughed.
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Dejuan Blair once caught the flu, that strain no longer exists.
A small community of people created a shrine to Dejuan Blair called "Blairtown" in order to entice Dejuan to settle there and reign as king. Dejuan never showed and that's why Wyoming sucks.
I don't want this thread to die.
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Very nice.That'd be funny if some posters from Wyoming read this.
, I need to bump the blair thread this week, it's getting no love.
Dejuan Blair once cut his finger on a mountain in Australia. The small flap of skin that fell off the finger began to grow into a powerful being among mortal men, so Dejuan gave it a name. In honor of the mountain that dared cut him, he named him "George Hill".
Dejuan Blair was the real life inspiration for 'Dolemite'.
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