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    DeJuan requires administrative access to every gym he visits, as when he walks into them the backboards hydraulically recoil into the ceiling out of fear.

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    DeJuan requires keys to every gym he visits, as when he walks into them the backboards hydraulically recoil into the ceiling out of fear.
    FACT! ... in the morning as well

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    Dejuan Blair doesn't close his eyes, he boxes-out the sun.

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    DeJuan Blair simply WALKS through Mordor.

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    Ok, I AM TIRED. Y'all please continue this though. I'm going to do a round of updates of everything we've ac ulated plus send this to DeJuan Blair (via twitter) in the morning.

    BlackJack21, Cry Havoc, Spursfan092120, I'm looking at y'all!!!

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    The fear over the single-payer, was that the single-payer was Blair

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    DeJuan Blair once bit the "Most Interesting Man in the World" just so he would know what Dos Equis tasted like.

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    It's been said that Amelia Earhart took her trip after offending Dejuan Blair. She never returned. It's just better that way.

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    When DeJuan Blair hits the boards, baby willows weep in sorrow.

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    Batteries never run out of juice at Dejuan Blairs house

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    We now know what Meatloaf "won't do".

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    The last two thirds of the "R" section of Webster's Dictionary consist of pictures of Dejuan Blair. He goes after rebounds everywhere. NO EXCEPTIONS.

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    Sarah Palin can see Dejuan Blair from her house.

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    The original cut of The Sixth Sense had him saying "I see Dejuan Blair".

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    Dejuan Blair has friends in high places; he threw and left them there.

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    FACT: Spurs fans are hyping up Blair more than Laker fans hype up Bynum.

    Im just as stoked as the next Spurs fan but lets have some reservations before we crown him.

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    The "per 48 minutes" stat calculation was invented by Dejuan Blair so everyone would know how badly he would school them if he didn't have the self restraint to let some of the bench warmers play a little.

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    FACT: Spurs fans are hyping up Blair more than Laker fans hype up Bynum.

    Im just as stoked as the next Spurs fan but lets have some reservations before we crown him.
    No one crowns DeJuan Blair.

    Much like no one put's Baby in the corner.

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    In order to make some trouble upon himself, DeJuan Blair once ate basketballs as breakfast, while grabbed eggs in practice. But he ultimately became disappointed when Pop told him:" Good job."

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    Dejuan Blair killed Martin Lawrence because the movie "Rebound" wasn't up to his standards.

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    No one crowns DeJuan Blair.

    Much like no one put's Baby in the corner.
    All Im saying is, when Laker fans give us about Blair, we need to shut our mouths. We have been talking to the Lakers about Bynum for 2 years now.... and here we are hyping up a rookie like he is the second coming of Barkley.

    While he MAY be the second coming of Barkley, lets let his game talk for him instead of hyping him up like the Laker fans did with Bynum, calling him a Duncan stopper and .

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    Ok, I AM TIRED. Y'all please continue this though. I'm going to do a round of updates of everything we've ac ulated plus send this to DeJuan Blair (via twitter) in the morning.

    BlackJack21, Cry Havoc, Spursfan092120, I'm looking at y'all!!!
    no problem man...we'll keep em comin...

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    All Im saying is, when Laker fans give us about Blair, we need to shut our mouths. We have been talking to the Lakers about Bynum for 2 years now.... and here we are hyping up a rookie like he is the second coming of Barkley.

    While he MAY be the second coming of Barkley, lets let his game talk for him instead of hyping him up like the Laker fans did with Bynum, calling him a Duncan stopper and .
    It's all in fun, man.

    Did you not see the Gist thread?

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    All Im saying is, when Laker fans give us about Blair, we need to shut our mouths. We have been talking to the Lakers about Bynum for 2 years now.... and here we are hyping up a rookie like he is the second coming of Barkley.

    While he MAY be the second coming of Barkley, lets let his game talk for him instead of hyping him up like the Laker fans did with Bynum, calling him a Duncan stopper and .

    They are just having some fun.
    Who cares what Laker fans say anyway. This is a Spurs Forum.

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    It's all in fun, man.

    Did you not see the Gist thread?
    Of course I did! I've been here a while, but I've never seen anything like THIS for a rook!

    I hope he lives up to our expectations!

    GIST!!

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