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    I hope he lives up to our expectations!
    Our expectations are nothing more than limits that Blair knows nothing about; he put limits on limits.

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    Helen Keller can hear when DeJuan Blair is coming.

    Rip Van Winkle once tried to go up for a rebound against DeJuan Blair. He never woke up again.

    Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick DeJuan Blair. He lost both arms in the incident....lol

    "The Scream" by Van Gogh was loosely based on someone trying to rebound over DeJuan Blair.

    DeJuan Blair once played an entire game in a handstand, running on his hands with his feet in the air. He got 27 points and 18 rebounds....in the first quarter.

    DeJuan Blair can taste fear.

    Freddy Krueger goes to Halloween parties dressed as DeJuan Blair. He wins every year. Everyone is afraid of DeJuan Blair.

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    basically they're all funny, except for your ones

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    DeJuan Blair found WMD's

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    DeJuan Blair refused to be born until the doctor brought a basketball into the delivery room and DeJuan jumped out and grabbed it.

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    The rebounding stat was created for Dejuan Blair.

    Statisticians added the rebounding totals for Dejuan Blair like a M-16, perhaps out of respect.

    Pop really has some high expectations for Hill this year...And no reason not to, but he doesn't usually do this. Look at the "support" he's given Blair (it's non existent)
    First of all, this is wrong.

    Unlike Hill, Blair does not need Pop's support. However, Pop needs Blair's permission to reduce his minutes.
    Last edited by Chieflion; 10-14-2009 at 03:33 AM.

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    Blair, the beast as he is, makes even the most terrible dinosaurs shy

    Is it a man? No! Is it a monster? No! Is it a robot? No! It's Dejuan Blair!

    This is so wrong

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    DeJuan Blair found WMD's
    but was subsequently forced to rename them WWD's (Weapons of Weak Destruction) after comparing them to his arms.

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    Lorena Bobbit was with Dejuan Blair. When he upset her all she ended up with was 12 bent knives.

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    He is DeJuan and only!!!!!!!!

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    He is DeJuan and only!!!!!!!!
    That's a good one

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    He is DeJuan and only!!!!!!!!
    Very nice

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    This is the exact opposite of the Steve Nash thread.

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    The authorities have been notified that Blair is armed and dangerous, but their are not HIS arms!

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    President Obama apparently called a Blair a man and informs Blair to disarm himself from his weapons of mass destruction. Blair then goes to the White House, challenges Obama to a 1 to 1 basketball game and proceeds to disarm Obama. He now has a cast on his arm.

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    It happens. Samr's Avatar
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    All of these will be inputted sometime today, I promise.

    And no, we're not hyping DeJuan Blair. Hype is for people that can fail expectations.

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    Funny stuff. I especially like the one about WMD's becoming WWD's. Back in July after seeing Blair play one summer league game, we put together a list similar but not exactly the same on Project Spurs. Here are a few of my faves if you'd like to use them.

    When people prepare for an incoming hurricane, they don't board their windows, they just put Dejuan Blair in front of them.

    When a person walks into a lumber yard for boards, they look for the aisle with Blair's face.

    When women are on the rebound, they magically fall into Blair's hands.

    During his college career at Pitt, the campus janitorial department didn't use Windex to clean glass, they used Dejuan Blair.

    When Bill Gates was introduced as the "Chairman of the Board", Blair shouted "We'll see about that!" and boxed him out.

    Whenever the US economy rebounds, it will be because of Dejuan Blair.

    Dejuan Blair once misunderstood the exact meaning of a boarding school.

    One time Dejuan Blair noticed hundreds of hot-air balloons in the sky. There were no survivors.

    Where you see a meteor shower, Dejuan Blair sees practice!

    Dejuan Blair doesn't understand the concept of volleyball.

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    During his college career at Pitt, the campus janitorial department didn't use Windex to clean glass, they used Dejuan Blair.

    Whenever the US economy rebounds, it will be because of Dejuan Blair.

    Where you see a meteor shower, Dejuan Blair sees practice!

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    Believe. smrattler's Avatar
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    And no, we're not hyping DeJuan Blair. Hype is for people that can fail expectations.

    Dejuan Blair does not fear living up to his hype, his hype fears trying to live up to HIM!

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    dejuan blair does not fear living up to his hype, his hype fears trying to live up to him!
    awesome

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    It would be cool for DeJuan himself to see these facts about him

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    It happens. Samr's Avatar
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    Ok ladies and gentlemen, I'm working on updating this now, and I'll post the new ones below in a bit.

    Again, keep 'em coming. James Gist! would be proud.

    Here are a few of my faves if you'd like to use them.
    I'm going to credit these to you for the time being, unless you tell me otherwise. These are hilarious.

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    selbstverständlich Agloco's Avatar
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    Funny stuff. I especially like the one about WMD's becoming WWD's. Back in July after seeing Blair play one summer league game, we put together a list similar but not exactly the same on Project Spurs. Here are a few of my faves if you'd like to use them.

    When people prepare for an incoming hurricane, they don't board their windows, they just put Dejuan Blair in front of them.

    When a person walks into a lumber yard for boards, they look for the aisle with Blair's face.

    When women are on the rebound, they magically fall into Blair's hands.

    During his college career at Pitt, the campus janitorial department didn't use Windex to clean glass, they used Dejuan Blair.

    When Bill Gates was introduced as the "Chairman of the Board", Blair shouted "We'll see about that!" and boxed him out.

    Whenever the US economy rebounds, it will be because of Dejuan Blair.

    Dejuan Blair once misunderstood the exact meaning of a boarding school.

    One time Dejuan Blair noticed hundreds of hot-air balloons in the sky. There were no survivors.

    Where you see a meteor shower, Dejuan Blair sees practice!

    Dejuan Blair doesn't understand the concept of volleyball.
    All of the above are pretty good, but the highlighted ones are my faves.....

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    Nice stuff, mad.

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    In Spanish, DeJaun Blair translates to "The One Blair". He ate all of the other Blairs.

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