Funny stuff. I especially like the one about WMD's becoming WWD's. Back in July after seeing Blair play one summer league game, we put together
a list similar but not exactly the same on Project Spurs. Here are a few of my faves if you'd like to use them.
When people prepare for an incoming hurricane, they don't board their windows, they just put Dejuan Blair in front of them.
When a person walks into a lumber yard for boards, they look for the aisle with Blair's face.
When women are on the rebound, they magically fall into Blair's hands.
During his college career at Pitt, the campus janitorial department didn't use Windex to clean glass, they used Dejuan Blair.
When Bill Gates was introduced as the "Chairman of the Board", Blair shouted "We'll see about that!" and boxed him out.
Whenever the US economy rebounds, it will be because of Dejuan Blair.
Dejuan Blair once misunderstood the exact meaning of a boarding school.
One time Dejuan Blair noticed hundreds of hot-air balloons in the sky. There were no survivors.
Where you see a meteor shower, Dejuan Blair sees practice!
Dejuan Blair doesn't understand the concept of volleyball.