Blairissimo
I'm guessing about 85% of people won't get this. BUT, it's hilarious.
If anyone wants in on the joke, just do a wikipedia search for Lorena Bobbit.
You are my new hero.
Ok, so apparently this thing is picking up steam. "DeJuan Blair FACTS!" has already been linked to by a few sites, and it's registered over 500 hits in less than 24 hours (that's pretty good). If anyone wants to send this to DeJuan Blair himself (he does twitter and facebook a lot), by all means.
At any rate, here's the UPDATES!
33. DeJuan Blair once bit the "Most Interesting Man in the World" just so he would know what Dos Equis tasted like. –“Longtimespursfan”
34. When DeJuan Blair hits the boards, baby willows weep in sorrow. –“Dex”
35. The last two thirds of the "R" section of Webster's Dictionary consist of pictures of Dejuan Blair. He goes after rebounds everywhere. NO EXCEPTIONS. –“spurs_fan_in_exile”
36. Sarah Palin can see Dejuan Blair from her house. –“Blackjack21”
37. The "per 48 minutes" stat calculation was invented by Dejuan Blair so everyone would know how badly he would school them if he didn't have the self restraint to let some of the bench warmers play a little. –“spurs_fan_in_exile”
38. Dejuan Blair killed Martin Lawrence because the movie "Rebound" wasn't up to his standards. –“jaffies”
39. DeJuan requires administrative access to every gym he visits, as when he walks into them the backboards hydraulically recoil into the ceiling out of fear. –“Cry Havoc”
40. Dejuan Blair doesn't close his eyes, he boxes-out the sun. –“blackjack21”
41. Helen Keller can hear when DeJuan Blair is coming. –“spursfan012120
42. Rip Van Winkle once tried to go up for a rebound against DeJuan Blair. He never woke up again. –“spursfan092120”
43. Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick DeJuan Blair. He lost both arms in the incident. –“spursfan092120”
44. "The Scream" by Van Gogh was loosely based on someone trying to rebound over DeJuan Blair. –“spursfan092120”
45. DeJuan Blair once played an entire game in a handstand, running on his hands with his feet in the air. He got 27 points and 18 rebounds....in the first quarter. –“spursfan092120”
46. Unlike George Hill, Blair does not need Pop's support. However, Pop needs Blair's permission to reduce his minutes. –“Chieflion”
47. DeJuan Blair found WMD’s, but was subsequently forced to rename them WWD's (Weapons of Weak Destruction) after comparing them to his arms. –“gm5k”
48. Lorena Bobbit was with Dejuan Blair. When he upset her all she ended up with was 12 bent knives. –“AOMrep”
49. He is DeJuan and only!!!!!!!! –“gameFACE”
50. The authorities have been notified that Blair is armed and dangerous, but their are not HIS arms! –“Silverblackfan”
51. When people prepare for an incoming hurricane, they don't board their windows, they just put Dejuan Blair in front of them. –“mad0214”
52. During his college career at Pitt, the campus janitorial department didn't use Windex to clean glass, they used Dejuan Blair. –“mad0214”
53. When Bill Gates was introduced as the "Chairman of the Board", Blair shouted "We'll see about that!" and boxed him out. –“mad0214”
54. Dejuan Blair once misunderstood the exact meaning of a boarding school. –“mad0214”
55. Where you see a meteor shower, Dejuan Blair sees practice! –“mad0214”
56. Dejuan Blair doesn't understand the concept of volleyball. –“mad0214”
57. DeJuan Blair spelled backwards is “God.” –“Hipucks”
The film "Hoosiers" originally starred DeJuan Blair as Jimmy Chitwood. After 1 week of filming the movie set was such a bloody mess with body parts, the film was recast and later renamed "Platoon."
In an effort to improve global weather patterns, the US government has asked DeJuan Blair to "box out" El Nino.
After reviewing the UConn Vs. Pitt tape, North Korean leader Kim Jong-il mandated that every 3rd Korean child born (male or female) should be named DeJuan and grow a beard. This tactic is considered "essential" for the North Korean arms race.
Trembling in fear, Bigfoot once took a picture of DeJuan Blair and the camera became fuzzy.
The reasons that so many teams passed on DeJuan Blair were based solely on the team doctors. They are severely understaffed and unable to deal with the amount of compound fractures during routine practice sessions.
DeJuan Blair's Smart Car runs on pure hustle.
Scientists are feverishly working to prove that black holes are actually created by DeJuan Blair's rebounding prowess.
It is not uncommon after a large and satisfying meal for DeJuan Blair to accidentally burp a small grizzly bear back on to the table and say "Mmmmmm good!". It is not taken as a sign of disrespect, rather it's taken as the sign of a good meal.
No official has ever dared to issue DeJuan Blair a technical foul, for fear of making him angry. You wouldn't like Blair when he's angry.
Any missed shot that is not an airball is a blairball
DeJaun Blair once won a game of Horse in 4 shots.
Dejuan Blair to rule them all...
Dejuan Blair to find them...
Dejuan Blair to bring them all...
And in the darkness bind them.
I said this out loud in a horrible french accent for NO reason. Blair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not !
Some people have "cankles". Dejuan Blair has "frands" his hand and forearm completely boxed out the wrists.
Some consider Dejuan Blair a "Superstar" others say he might be a "White Dwarf".
There a couple of rules when it comes to handling Dejuan Blair.
Never "wet" him.
Never let light shine directly on him.
And the absolute most important rule of all....
Never EVER feed him after midn...
Ok who f...kin fed him!!??!!
BIG BEAR BLAIR!!
No one laughs when Dejuan Blair breaks wind; they repair homes.
Players who try to take on DeJuan on court - "You've just been Blair'd".
Dejuan Blair has the Sandman sleeping with one eye opened, gripping his pillow tight.
Dejuan n'est pas un blaireau
Some people enjoy eating french toast.
Dejuan Blair enjoy's eating the French when they toast.
Trains are advised not to stay on the tracks when the Blair's coming through.
Last edited by Blackjack; 10-14-2009 at 01:08 PM.
God created Adam and Eve from one of Dejuan Blairs ribs.
Dejuan Blair doesn't "make love" he taps asses.
Dejuan Blair already leads the League in "sprained arms per min".
LOL on the website
"and DeJuan Blair allowed them to draft him with their 37th pick."
Dejuan Blair is Darth Vaders "Father".
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