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    Dejuan Blair isn't allowed in NYC for new years cause he once blocked out 2 million in attendance to get the falling ball.

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    Dejuan Blair invented the real "Flux Capaciter" went back in time and taught Dr. James Naismith about something called "Basketball".

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    Michael Jordan was once quoted in a Bulls huddle saying "Just give DeJuan Blair the ball." No one knew who he was talking about. Now...they know.

    Kobe Bryant would pass the ball to DeJuan Blair.

    DeJuan Blair: A beastly combination of Tim Duncan's fundamentals, David Robinson's athleticism, and James White's hype.

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    The movie Cloverfeild used computer graphics to hide the fact that it was Dejuan Blair wrecking havoc after a loss.

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    Elton Brand is Dejuan Blair's son

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    The NBA will go back and rethink the 50 greatest players and rename the greatest 50 players ever to live as "Dejuan Blair"

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    The NBA championship trophy will soon known as the Larry O'Blairian trophy

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    Prayers are nothing more than a futile attempt to cir vent Dejuan Blair's ultimate decision.

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    George Lucas got the idea for the Rancor when he saw a picture of Dejuan Blair.

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    The NBA championship trophy will soon known as the Larry O'Blairian trophy



    Kid Rock just had a press conference letting everyone know that in fact Dejuan Blair is the "American Badass".

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    "When Blair is mad, he turns Green" DeJuan - the hulk - Blair

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    Since Dejuan Blairs arrival. The AT&T center now houses adult diapers for the road team. They've restocked them twice since.

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    Blair wears #45 because he has 4 cojones and and a 5 foot-long penis

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    Mario once asked Dejuan Blair to rescue the princess for him. Dejuan went the extra mile and pleasured her as well. Mario is currently divorced.

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    Blair 142 Ditka 0

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    Since Dejuan Blairs arrival. The AT&T center now houses adult diapers for the road team. They've restocked them twice since.
    Nice timing

    http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136694

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    In the early 80's Maxx Headrum was the CEO of a profitable company until he offended Dejuan Blair.

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    We, simple human beings, can jailbreak an Iphone

    Dejuan Blair once broke a jail by himself

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    Man, I leave for a few hours to go to class and I come back to dozens of more FACTS! They keep getting better and better too, this is awesome! haha

    I'll update later tonight when I get home from work. Until then, a few people have mentioned this. Below is the "ABOUT!" I wrote last night:

    DeJuan Blair is not your ordinary man. Born with the low-end torque of a Holt-Cat bulldozer, blessed with the wingspan of an albatross and maddened by the audaciousness of opponents deigning to challenge him for a rebound, DeJuan Blair was biologically designed to play basketball. During the two years DeJuan Blair allowed the University of Pittsburgh to use his immense talent, Blair single-handedly physically dismantled every single opponent he faced. Upon entering the 2009 NBA Draft, almost every single front office decided their respective basketball team was not worthy of his presence. Every team, that is, except for one. Greg Popovich, R.C. Buford, Peter Holt and the San Antonio Spurs were not intimidated, and DeJuan Blair allowed them to draft him with their 37th pick.

    Where DeJuan Blair decides to take his team from here is yet unknown, and admittedly, I am not in the position to speculate. But, I can tell you one important thing: the DeJuan Blair FACTS!
    Feel free to make suggestions for improvement. I'm wanting to portray DeJuan Blair as accurately and as truthfully as possible here.

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    Feel free to make suggestions for improvement. I'm wanting to portray DeJuan Blair as accurately and as truthfully as possible here.


    I love this thread!!!

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    Dejuan Blair is a sensitive, loving young man who has been known to not be at all averse to cuddling with puppies. He wears warm fuzzy house shoes in the winter.

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    Dejuan's cojones are hai....I mean blairy

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    Dejuan Blair cleans up the glass so good Palmolive wants him as their spokesman. He declined and then proceeded to rip the arms off of the entire staff.

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    Dejuan once had Houston big men for Blair and Breakfast

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    The legend begins..

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