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Barack Obama was forced to create a 51st state so Dejuan Blair could build his house.
Adios Canada.
The recently created Airlines service known as "Blairlines" allows you to board automatically, just like Dejuan Blair.
Barack Obama was forced to create a 51st state so Dejuan Blair could build his house.
Adios Canada.
The only way to make God laugh is to tell him your plans. Blair laughs when God tells him his.
Dejuan Blair eats basketballs and s championships.
Dejuan Blair created basketball in 6 days and on the 7th, he rested.
The only person who can beat Dejuan Blair is Dejuan Blair, and even he is afraid.
Dejuan Blair is in talks to star in a film about a man who rebounds so relentlessly that his opponents flee to Asia for sex change operations because that is the only way to be sure that they will never have to play against him in any basketball league or Olympic games. It's already getting buzz as an early favorite to win the Oscar for Best Do entary.
Through his time traveling as a Basketball Jedi, he attempted to teach the one named Oden. He can not be defeated by such a lousy pupil.
Someone once made a fic ious statement regarding Blair. He said, "He too, shall pass." But he wont. He will always be with us.
On the court, Blair is like the wind, you may not see him, but you feel him.
In Dejuan We Trust
The ancient Greeks believed Atlas had to carry the celestial spheres on his shoulders.
It was just Dejuan Blair rebounding the stars.
Blair looks harmless, but he can make you armless
great thread - good stuff
Kanye West once interrupted Dennis Rodman to say Blair is one of the greatest rebounders of all time.
Dejuan Blair is now able to break in Thabeet's house, through the fingerprint recognition system, by using Thabeet's arm he borrowed from their last matchup.
Ever since he got an NBA contract all Dejuan's friends are mad at him because everytime he tries to throw them a bone he breaks their arms trying to get the rebound.
Anyone rehabbing a broken arm should get treatment from a physical Blairapist.
A Federal Judge has ruled that Dejuan Blair is not allowed to shake hands anymore in the U.S
But it's ok to do it in other countries.
We probably need a list of facts on how Thabeet reacts when he hears Blair's name.
You obviously haven't watched the movie " Dude, where's my arm? "
Dejuan Blair won a Grammy for the way he was able to put Thabeet down.
You mean a Garmy?
The Cavaliers' players who claim to be sick are really just faking it to avoid playing against Blair. The have real bad cases of H1-Dejuan.
After DeJuan Blairs first preseason game vs. the Houston Rockets, the FCC suspended the NBA from showing the San Antonio Spurs preseason games on television for possible future bloodshed and gore. The Spurs games will be rated 'MA' for violence and gore for the regular season.
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