1. When DeJuan Blair hits the gym, it breaks. –Samr
2. DeJuan Blair doesn't fight for rebounds; he uses telepathy to bring the balls to him. -Samr
3. One time DeJuan passed Thabeet in the mall. Thabeet was out 4-6 weeks. -Samr
4. DeJuan Blair was the latest inductee to Greek mythology. –Samr
5. Dejuan Blair once blocked out both centers and rebounded a jump ball. –“spurs_fan_in_exile”
6. Dejuan Blair never bangs the same chick twice because he's always on the rebound. –“spurs_fan_in_exile”
7. Dejuan Blair once cut his own break cables. Anyone or anything foolish enough to try to stop Dejuan Blair must pay the price. –“spurs_fan_in_exile”
8. When DeJuan Blair plays there is no halftime show. The fans simply wait in anticipation. -Samr
9. DeJuan Blair, similar to Barkley, is banned from Vegas. The difference is, Blair hasn't lost any money -- he's a gamble that always wins. -Samr
10. DeJuan Blair's quads ate up his acls because they were inferior. –Samr
11. DeJuan Blair once missed a double-double, because other team only missed 9 shots. –“Riverwalkman”
12. DeJuan Blair does not fight for rebounds because the word fighting implies the possibility of failure. He just goes grabbing. –“Riverwalkman”
13. DeJuan Blair always creates the first stat of a game by rebounding. –“Riverwalkman”
14. DeJuan Blair doesn't have career-ending injuries. He injures careers. -Samr
15. Rebounding against DeJuan Blair requires a special permit and medical clearance. -Samr
16. DeJuan Blair had to get a CDL for his posterior. -Samr
17. DeJuan Blair was signed to cleanup the boards, and after he finished early, he decided to clean up the East Side as well. -Samr
18. After DeJuan Blair threw Thabeet over his back, he looked toward the Pitt bench, smiled, and said "done." –Samr
19. DeJuan Blair does have ACL's, That mofo is Always Collecting Loose ballS –“Slydragon”
20. DeJuan Blair gets more balls in his hands per night than a hooker does all week –“Slydragon”
21. Crop circles are DeJuan Blair's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. –“Spursfan09”
22. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. DeJuan Blair has 72... and they're all poisonous. –“Spursfan09”
23. Police label anyone trying to rebound over DeJuan Blair as a Code 45-11.... a suicide. –“Spursfan09”
24. "I went over to check on him, to say are you all right? Are we cool?" Blair said. "And he just walked past me. If that's the way you want to be, then that's fine. I'd do it again. Don't stick your arm in there." –DeJuan Blair, after he took Hasheem Thabeet and just… ah go look it up on YouTube, you’ll be glad you did
25. DeJuan Blair was once in a knife fight. The knife lost. –“Spursfan09”
26. People keep saying DeJuan Blair doesn’t have ACLs. I contend they’re just hiding from him. –“Blackjack21”
27. When DeJuan Blair wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken. –“Spursfan09”
28. The Venus de Milo was actually built as a memorial for the first guy that ever tried to rebound against Dejuan Blair. –“Spurs_fan_in_exile”
29. DeJuan Blair doesn't get the blue screen of death. The blue screen of death gets DeJuan Blair. –Samr
30. Nobody knew what horror the people saw in the Blair which Project. Now we do. –“Peacemaker885”
31. DeJuan Blair was once asked how many arms he planned to rip off per game. He responded "Oh I'd say four to five at least." Thus, his jersey number was selected. As a warning sign. –Samr
32. DeJuan Blair averages a double-double; 10 asses kicked, 10 names taken. –“Dex”