Tell yourself that.
Bet they've been faking it!
Tell yourself that.
That's right. They both have secret Kobe fetishes about him pleasing their wives.
lol ashbeigh, no need to get upset, people will always talk and goof around on a messageboard..if guys are making fun of you for "big boobs" it's not really such a bad thing..those guys probably actually think you're cute. here's a hint, guys LIKE blonde girls with big boobs. and who cares if someone on a messageboard calls you stupid? they don't know enough about you to realistically make that assessment. i can be a troll and an asshole from time to time myself, but honestly it's all in good fun. and after this post, ill probably go back to being an asshole to you
I'll give my opinion on the subject and I am a man...
A man who is threatened by a peice of plastic is insecure.
It seems to me that the OP feels inadequate when faced with a man made object.
Regardless of what anyone thinks, no inanimate object can replace "that" type of love from a real man, regardless of how "large" it is. In my experience women I have dated have always prefered ME over their "large" toys.
And make no mistake, I've felt inadequate against those toys myself. I'm comfortable with my size but damn, some of those things are rediculous!
It's not about the act, but the experience with another person. Everyone needs a release now and again, but a release with someone you love is way more powerfull. That has nothing to do with the physicall release, but the spiritual release.
OK, I just finished downloading a 12 min porno from Stileproject.... I'll BRB.....
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It's funny when people have to tell themselves they're stong and independent
not really themselves but others yeah, ive maybe meet and remembered two people in my entire life who were not independent
If you won't go down on your chick, there's some other guy out there who will...and probably is.
You do I am female- right?
LMAO-ok this is a pretty entertaining thread but OP your a dumbass. You might be naive or just a but the fact is a very high percentage of females ages 18-35 have some type of sex toy (dildo/vibrator/massager), and prob up to ages a lot older than that. Having known at least 500 girls just strictly at my college has given me great insight into this fact, and many nights drinking a bit too much has led to a great deal of confessions from these girls.
Whether they are fat, skinny, tall, short, coke head, pot head, sloppy drunk, smoker, asian, black, white, hot, medium, ugly I found a lot of them used some type of toy. Did it offend me? No, not at all. I do see a slight point that a women might become dependent on say a dildo and stop even really trying to have a relationship but mostly I don't see a problem. But to say it a toy is the reason for a failed relationship/marriage is pretty re ed. And the eating out stuff...please. I've met guys like you my whole life who think they are just some type of pimp because they get play and don't go down....big deal, if you don't like it that's your choice, but don't in any way think that makes you "cool"-"badass"-"dope". I've found that women like this just about as much as or more than your traditional sex. So I ask why wouldn't you want a girl revved up and all over you when you do have sex? I guess your too badass to see that doing things like that makes the whole experience better for you....and wait, wait, yea even through your selfishness....her.
Now if we want to go into stories about that, yes it can be gross, I'm sorry but I do expect some care/trimming/etc. in place. And I provide the same, see a little respect ignig. I along with quite a few of my buddies agree that if you find an attractive girl and you have a good relationship going with her going down is actually awesome. Just because your isn't in something 24/7 doesn't mean its not great to see a girl you like/love going crazy enjoying herself. Really, the demographic I relate to you OP is about the 12-17 range....immature teenage years-Don't know what they are talking about, think they are cool to just get head and bone, and don't really care about the chick.
And as for the insulting other posters. Man, you are a . IDC what point your trying to make or joke but trying to degrade others because of their looks is pretty sad. Again you fall into the 12-17 range, immature. Just because you've seen a pic of the posters mentioned doesn't mean you have to go out of your way to make fun. I don't see any pics of you posted. They have made pics available of them out there, they seem secure, unlike you. I know your just a huge pimp and all, but I highly doubt your anything special (intellectually and character wise this is obvious) looks wise. In the end your just a stereotypical male teenager who brags about online but in actuality has nothing to stand on besides things he's read or heard and what is the cool thing to say/do.
PS ashbeigh since I've been on here has been a very solid/kind/comical poster, props. As for tpark, he has his moments posting. See ignig I judge on posts, this is a forum, unless you know them otherwise you should prob keep your mouth shut
PSS Though this goes completely against my thinking, making fun of illuzions pics is completely fair game because with the photoshopping skills of some spurstalkers and their trolls combined with his willingness to post the worst/most sizzling photos of himself/friends just makes it fair game
Why does everyone treat TPark and Ashbeeigh like 10's on here when they are only like a 3 or 4?
He is. It was a joke. Tpark is a 1 EricB is a 2
Dude, you're not gonna get sloppy head from ashbeigh.
well i can tell from your comment you fail, and you are exactly what we thought. Immature, 12-17, brags about things he's never done, yada yada yada. Hey I was a dumbass like you once, not to your level but a dumbass still the same.
Not that you'll ever know what type of head I give.
^Kablamo!
lol
Some(most) women don't have an orgasm just because they are having intercourse, and it's got nothing to do with size either. Someday when you figure out where their clit is, you might understand why.
So when you say no sex toys and you aren't going to go down on them, you really aren't giving them much at all(outside of some hand action), and no doubt the vibrator will kick your ass every time. No offense, but you're just a bag with absolutely no clue how to get a woman off. It's not surprising your relationships are sexually unfufilling for the chicks you date, which no doubt is why you are blaming the vibrator.
The vibrator likely does what you cannot, do not, based on your addmitted "technique", give them an orgasm.
She's always going to like it better than you because you essentially do nothing for her. She's ing you almost certainly out of some sense of obligation or desire to be nice, probably not because of your winning skills.
Me? I've never even dated a chick that used a vibrator or a dildo as far as I know. If they did they hid it from me, and never needed it during sex.
You never know. He might be older. I once dated a man who was 42 who felt the exact same way.
Watch out! THis guy said Fail! Oh my Gawd!!! What will he do next? I feel a LOL Kittenz Can i Haz Cheezburger? coming on.
Way to take it away from them there, B Rabbit.
LOL! The girl i was with for 3yrs I had normal healthy sex with. It was never a problem. Some women don't need vibrators, this imho is the kind I prefer.
If you feel the need get pissy and project stuff you don't know about me, it's a free world.
And btw, Thanks for agreeing with me that vibrators aren't necessary. As for the chicks i dated, none have ever needed a vibrator nor asked. It's when i hear dudes tell me of how my girl is missing out, that i'm like, WHat?
If you can get your girl off naturally, don't ruin it by getting a vibrator dildo, etc.
Nothing insecure about that, just common sense.
Now David Bowie disagrees with me, and i respect her. She obviously doesn't feel hurt by my oppinion.
You cuckold sissy white liberals who like to experiment otoh, feel the need to attack my percieved sex life as you want it to fit your sad point of view. What ever you need to tarry on.. suckahs!!!!
You do realize how humorous that statement is, right?
Protip: He lost to a machine.
You did not just say that! What an ass.
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