Messi for Esquire, March 2013
Messi drinking Coca Cola. Pepsi is not going to be happy about this.
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He has hobbit feet
Too much HGH imo
Esquire must be advertising for little people.
someone PS him with a turban on his head, or that kobe scarfe on his head...fck this clown
he takes some re ed pics in re ed clothes that's for sure
update because I think Messi will have an outstanding game today against Granada, probably score 5 goals
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‘Inmessionante’: Lionel Messi Added To Spanish Dictionary
In today’s ‘Just how far can we slide our collective tongues up Lionel Messi’s back passage’ news, the Barcelona demigod’s name has now been included in the Spanish Dictionary, with ’inmessionante’ (adj.) defined as…
1.) The perfect way to play football, an unlimited ability to self-improve.
2.) Describes the best player of all time
E.g, “Lionel Messi is really quite inmessionante when it comes down to it.”
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/barce...ictionary.html
It would be something like "Amessing"
I was somewhat right, but Messi still fell short
GOD my ass
Scores 4 goals/game only vs LOL Liga ty teams
Nowhere to be seen vs Milan
Or Chelsea
You know what Lefty, your right. I'm very positive that he won't show up for 2nd game, he'll score none.
I think he will score on a penalty
I dont know why but I have the feeling its gonna happen
Where is your God now? Nothing to see here tbh, just the midget going MIA in big games vs elite compe ion per par. Still gonna win another ballon d'or next year though.
As it stands right now Ronaldo has a greater chance on winning it than Messi, deservedly so.
lol haters/Madrid butthurt fans coming out of the woodwork per par
In 9 games vs italian teams, Messi scored 3 goals and all from penalty... midget choker
In the 2nd leg, barcuefa and the midget will have their penalty per par, like lefty said.
clown cant win without xavi and ineasta
so what happens when he has them both and still cant win?
good point tbh
great players never lose games. never.
Still think it's just hate? Are you gonna act like Ronaldo isn't the superior player at the moment?
Crucial games where Messi had unacceptable performances for a 4x ballon d'or winner in the span of 2 seasons:
vs Real, game that sealed the La Liga le for Madrid
vs Chelsea, Barca eliminated form the CL
vs AC Milan, 2-0 loss at San Siro
vs Real, both legs of the Copa del Rey
That's 5 games, how many more big games vs elite compe ion do you need to watch to realize that the midget is living off his reputation and the multiple goals he scores against terrible La Liga teams? Then the re s voting for the ballon d'or winner, give him the award like it's just a scoring le a la golden boot
Meanwhile, Ronaldo is currently on a streak of 6 games in a row always scoring vs Barca at Camp Nou. When you've said before that Ronaldo scoring vs Barca was an anomaly, especially at Camp Nou
BTW, Elnono wrong about det dude Ronaldo
What did Ronaldo win in that span? One La Liga?
Missi hasn't been playing well lately, yet he's the sole reason Barça has the lead they do in La Liga and will win it this season... tbh, the entire team just isnt playing well...
and don't hate on me, I don't vote for the ballon d'or...
Yep, Real won the last La Liga, now tell me what Barca won last season that it was so great?
You midget riders crack me up
By "lately" you mean since last season and against the best euro clubs, where you expect a player with the midget's individual accolades to not underperform the way he did multiple times
Midget rider discrediting the midget's stacked supporting cast per par
If the midget is the "sole reason" Barca will win La Liga this season and Xavi, Iniesta and all the other "scrubs" around the midget seem to be so irrelevant to Barca's success, what's stopping the midget from winning a le with Argentina?
Just a guess but maybe it's the lack of Xavi, Iniesta and all the other Barca "scrubs" when the midget plays for Argentina You're simply not making any sense right now.
they're winning La Liga THIS season. So, by your own measure, he's currently going to pull off THIS season what the alleged better player pulled off last season
Nobody is discrediting anybody, they're simply not playing as well as a few years ago. It is, after all, pretty much the same supporting cast.
lol @ RMAOfan saying that when Barça was winning it was Xavi and Iniesta, when they're not, it's Missi
And Missi is doing great with Argentina. IIRC, they haven't lost a game in like a year or two. The les will eventually come if they keep playing like that.
BTW, how's Ronaldo doing with Portugal? How many les did he get there? crofl
Still doesn't change the fact that the best player in the world chokes in big games, costs his team the les relevant to the football elite but that doesn't seem to cost him individual accolades.
You're the one that said the midget is the "sole reason" Barca will win La Liga this season, apparently the midget can carry a team to a le all by himself in your opinion, i never said that about Ronaldo.
So i ask again, what stopped the midget from winning a WC with Argentina? Since in your opinion he has the power to carry teams to les.
Not sure if you're talking about Ronaldo or Missi here, but in Ronaldo's case that's certainly been the case for his entire career. For Missi, only lately.
I'm saying he's the sole reason they're winning La Liga this season because he's scoring every crucial goal out there that turn draws or losses into wins. If you're been watching La Liga this season, this isn't really arguable.
I said he's the sole reason Barça is winning La Liga this season. Quote where I said anything about carrying Argentina to anything? Oh, wait, I didn't.
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