Large Hadron Collider going online in 3 hours.

[MiamiHeat]

inb4 apocalypse


http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/

[Leetonidas]

Wow, I hope they don't unmake existence.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

quantum physicists unlearn their own existence almost every day

[Trainwreck2100]

cmon give me superpowers

[The Reckoning]

maybe itll slow our aging process

[Stringer_Bell]

What exactly are we looking for in the webcast? Lots of flying particles? Armageddon?

[Mister Sinister]

Superpowers ftw. Give me energy manipulation, you scientist assholes!

[monosylab1k]

So after this happens are all the scientists in the area going to turn into bald naked guys with big blue s?

[Sisk]

it just reproduces something that happens every day..

[Mister Sinister]

Anyone got superpowers yet?

[Trainwreck2100]

protons won't collide till 2am our time i believe

[CuckingFunt]

As the years tick on, I'm beginning to realize there will never come a time that I don't initially read the name of this thing as the Large Hardon Collider.

[Sisk]

As the years tick on, I'm beginning to realize there will never come a time that I don't initially read the name of this thing as Hardon Collider.

[TDMVPDPOY]

13billion euros, lol

[redzero]

As the years tick on, I'm beginning to realize there will never come a time that I don't initially read the name of this thing as the Large Hardon Collider.

It took me a while to realize that wasn't the name.

[Trainwreck2100]

when aliens find out what happened they'll know the great human civilization was destroyed by a big expensive hardon

[tp2021]

protons won't collide till 2am our time i believe

Well , I better finish that bowl.

[Trainwreck2100]

oh noes, they lost the beam

[monosylab1k]

lol epic fail

i've never seen so many emo looking science nerds.

[monosylab1k]

it's like the day Buffy the Vampire Slayer got cancelled.

[Sisk]

something went wrong apparently, according to the webcast.. something about cryogenics

[redzero]

Looks like you're going to have to hold off you blue penis fantasies for another time, Mono.

[Trainwreck2100]

you know what's amazing, all the people watching this, and no lag

[Trainwreck2100]

i think i know what happened, the beam hit in the future then rebounded so it never hits in the past cause it already hit in the future

[Sisk]

so.. are they cancelling or just delaying for later today?

and trainwreck, i guess that's what billions of euro's gets you