Big XXII Football Prospects

[Hook Dem]

Wayfron P. Jackson: 6' 6", 215 lbs. Wide Receiver. Hottest prospect from
> Texas in the last ten years. Loves rap music. Will demand a mini cassette
> in his helmet. Currently holds world record for the most "you knows"
> during an interview (62 in one minute). Wayfron can print his complete
> name.
>
> Cletis Quinticious Jenkins: 6' 3", 220 lbs. Running Back. Set state
> scoring record out of Triton High School, Dunn, N.C. Also led the state in
> burglaries, but has only 9 convictions. He has been clocked at 4.2 seconds
> in the 40 yard dash with a 19" TV under each arm.
>
> Roosevelt "Dude" Dansell: 6' 1", 195 lbs. Running Back. From Tyler, Texas.
> Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams very well. Before he
> signed his letter of intent, he wanted the school to change colors to
> chartreuse and pink. Listed his church preference as "red brick."
>
> Woodrow Lee Washington: 6' 8", 310 lbs. Tackle. From a 4th generation
> welfare family. At 19 he's the oldest of 21 children. Mother claims
> Woodrow and child number 9 have same father. He has a manslaughter trial
> pending but feels he will be found innocent because: "The dude said
> something bad 'bout my Momma." On his entrance form, he listed his I.Q.
> as 20-20.
>
> Willie "Night Train" Smith: 6'4", 225 lbs. Quarterback. Born on an Amtrak
> train. Birth certificate indicates he is 27 years old. Thinks the "N" on
> Nebraska's helmets stands for "Nowledge," but still meets this school's
> stringent entrance requirements. Insists on wearing number 32 jersey since
> it matches his score on his College Entrance Exam.
>
> Tyrone "Python" Peoples: 6'10", 228 lbs. Wide Receiver. Has a pending
> paternity suit and two rape trials, but hopes none of his other 9 victims
> will file charges. Tyrone had already signed letters of intent with six
> other colleges but was also willing to sign with us. Likes wild women and
> red Cadillac's. Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Telephone Company.
>
> Abdul Hasheen Abba Ali: 6'10", 305 lbs. Guard. Played high school ball
> under the name Sylvester LeRoy Jones until he discovered religion. Abdul
> thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Jacksonville. Doesn't know
> the meaning of the word "fear." (Doesn't know the meaning of many other
> words, either.)
>
> Note: College track coaches intend to use several of the above signees in
> their track programs. However, instead of using a starting gun at track
> meets, the NCAA has now agreed to use a burglar alarm....this, they hope,
> will keep the runners alert.

[samikeyp]

Big 22 Hook?

[Hook Dem]

Big 22 Hook?

Oops!

[scott]

This is pretty funny if you are a racist.

[Dingle Barry]

This is pretty racist, but the names are funny. This year there is a recruit named Mister Alexander. A few years back there were two brothers named Oranjello and Lemonjello. I aint ting you.