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  1. #1
    baseline bum
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    that you're still ed up the next day? Drinking games suck... I polished off a bottle of a bottle of Smirnoff in like 15 minutes last night y todavia estoy chingado.

  2. #2
    MannyIsGod
    Guest
    i hope the puking wasn't bad.

    i played too much godamn beer pong this wekeend and had to drink way too much natural light. natty light, the beer of kings.

    and yeah, i've woken up ed up the next day several times.

  3. #3
    timvp
    Guest


    In 5 minutes.

    I was drunk for three days.







    P.S.

    Since then, all alcohol tastes like crap to me. I think I ruined myself.

  4. #4
    SpursWoman
    Guest
    Vegas. One night of non-stop flowing Jack & Cokes and I was drunk for at least the whole next day.


    I don't think I drank for 3 months once I got my legs back and the week-long nausea passed.

  5. #5
    CosmicCowboyXXX
    Guest
    did a bunch of dried mushrooms once in college. waited about 45 minutes and when nothing happened did some more....when nothing happened in 45 minutes did some more...when nothing happened in 30 minutes dropped a tab of orange sunshine...about two minutes after I dropped the acid the first *ZIIIIIIING* from the first batch of mushrooms hit. ****.

    I wish I had drank a bottle of vodka.

    I was sitting out on the dock on Town Lake in Austin watching the sun rise.






    two days later.

  6. #6
    DuffMcCartney
    Guest
    Baseline are you Terry?

    (Terry)
    o, o. My names Terry and I'm a law abider
    There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer
    And when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight
    Good bloke fairly
    But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny
    Bounce 'em round like bunnies
    I'm likely to cause mischief
    Good clean grief you must believe and I ain't no thief.
    Law abiding and all, all legal.
    And who cares about my liver when it feels good
    Wwhat you need is some real manhood.
    Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha putting peoples backs up.
    Public disorder, I'll give you public disorder.
    I down eight pints and run all over the place
    Spit in the face of an officer
    See if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my life
    Someday I'm gonna settle down with a wife
    Come on lads lets have another fight


    (Tim)
    Eh o. My names Tim and I'm a criminal,
    In the eyes of society I need to be in jail
    For the choice of herbs I inhale.
    This ain't no wholesale operation
    Just a few eighths and some Playstations my's vocation
    I pose a threat to the nation
    And down the station the police hold no patience
    Let's talk space and time
    I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein
    And Carl Jung And old Kung Fu movies I like to see
    Pass the hydrator please
    Yeah I'm floating on thin air.
    Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there
    Cause I taker pride in my hobby
    Home made bongs using my engineering degree
    Dear Leaders, please legalise weed for these reasons.

    (Terry)
    Like I was saying to him.
    I told him: "Top with me and you won't leave."
    So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling
    Bada Bada Bing for the lad's night.
    Mad fight, his face's a sad sight.
    Vodka and Snake Bite.
    Going on like a right geez, he's a ,
    Shouldn't have looked at me like that.
    Anyway I'm an upstanding citizen
    If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em.
    Can't stand crime either them hooligans on heroin.
    Drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny coloured will be the downfall of society
    I've got all the anger pent up inside of me.


    (Tim)
    You know I don't see why I should be the criminal
    How can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal
    And how many deaths are there per year from alcohol
    I just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest setting
    We pose no threat on my settee
    Ooh the pizza's here will someone let him in please
    "We didn't order chicken, Not a problem we'll pick it out
    I doubt they meant to mess us about
    After all we're all adults not louts."
    As I was saying, we're friendly peaceful people
    We're not the ones out there causing trouble.
    We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters
    Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is.
    MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on until six in the morning.
    Then at six in the morning the sun dawns and it's my bedtime.

    (Terry)
    Causing trouble, your stinking rabble
    Boys saying I'm the lad who's spoiling it
    You're on drugs it really bugs me when people try and tell me I'm a thug
    Just for getting drunk
    I like getting drunk
    Cause I'm an upstanding citizen
    If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em.


    (Tim)
    Now Terry you're repeating yourself
    But that's okay drunk people can't help that.
    A chemical reaction inside your brain causes you to forget what you're saying.

    (Terry)
    What. I know exactly what I'm saying
    I'm perfectly sane
    You stinking student lameo
    Go get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes.


    (Tim)
    Err, well actually according to research
    Government funding for further education pales in insignificance
    When compared to how much they spend on repairing
    Leery drunk people at the weekend
    In casualty wards all over the land.

    (Terry)
    Why you cheeky little swine come here
    I'm gonna batter you. Come here.

  7. #7
    DuffMcCartney
    Guest
    BTW yeah I have been that drunk before...on tequila...I mean I was so drunk I drank beer...and I HATE beer. Was drunk the next day when I tried to turn down the ac cause it was blazing hot in my room.

  8. #8
    Joe Chalupa
    Guest
    Oh yes. I've done shrooms and also didn't feel the effect so I ate some more and the next thing you know I broke through to the other side.
    Woke up and was still trippin'.

    But I can't say I've woken up still drunk.

  9. #9
    CosmicCowboyXXX
    Guest
    The problem was it was the first time I had done them dried. When they are fresh the first *ZIIIIIIIIING* usually happens 20-30 minutes later...when they are dried I found out the first *ZIIIIIIING* is more like 2-3 hours later but just as intense once it starts...I massively overdid it...

  10. #10
    CosmicCowboyXXX
    Guest
    Did a bunch of peyote cactus once too...weird stuff...when that mescaline drops the hammer on your brain it automatically tells your stomach to puke...but it is such a smooth trip it is probably the only time in my life I have enjoyed puking....

  11. #11
    Jimcs50
    Guest
    ^^^^^^^^ The above people probably scored low on The how long will you Live quiz.

  12. #12
    CosmicCowboyXXX
    Guest
    "Out Of The Blue"

    My my, hey hey
    Rock and roll is here to stay
    It's better to burn out
    Than to fade away
    My my, hey hey.

    Out of the blue
    and into the black
    They give you this,
    but you pay for that
    And once you're gone,
    you can never come back
    When you're out of the blue
    and into the black.

    The king is gone
    but he's not forgotten
    This is the story
    of a Johnny Rotten
    It's better to burn out
    than it is to rust
    The king is gone
    but he's not forgotten.

    Hey hey, my my
    Rock and roll can never die
    There's more to the picture
    Than meets the eye.
    Hey hey, my my.

  13. #13
    DuffMcCartney
    Guest
    Damn...I want to try peyote. That sounds sweet.

  14. #14
    CosmicCowboyXXX
    Guest
    I wouldn't reccomend it Duff. I had a surplus of brain cells to burn...:wink

  15. #15
    CosmicCowboyXXX
    Guest
    Seriously Duff, if you are really interested they are easy to find and pick. The best time to pick them are at sunrise in December. They grow all over the brush country in south Texas, especially in the Freer, Encinal and Laredo area. Drive down any road in the area and look for a good spot...the taller fences usually mean it is a good area. They are serious about their peyote down there. Don't worry about the fence...heavy pliers or small bolt cutters will get you right in...then as it gets to be daylight look for the boxes in stilts. These are built by the serious mescaline hunters who spend the night there after doing the mesacaline the night before. They are usually in the best areas so go straight to the first one you see. if you can't find any right away don't be shy...go to the box on stilts, bang on the tower and ask the guy in the box where the mescaline is. I am sure he will be glad to help you since you are a rookie...

    Happy hunting!

  16. #16
    DuffMcCartney
    Guest
    Cosmic....is this what they call.....


  17. #17
    Shelly
    Guest
    Dang, CC. Are you trying to get the boy shot????

  18. #18
    CosmicCowboyXXX
    Guest
    hehehe

    I would have clued him in if he had asked me where Freer was.


  19. #19
    Shelly
    Guest
    You forgot the part where he's supposed to ask for Pepe...

  20. #20
    CosmicCowboyXXX
    Guest
    actually the average trophy hunter who is probably paying $6000 to $8000 to hunt that area would have already fired a warning shot before he got close enough to ask for Pepe...:wink

  21. #21
    Shelly
    Guest
    Is it sold on the streets? I have never come across it ever back in the day.

  22. #22
    T Park Num 9
    Guest
    never had the desire to get that stupid.


    Never saw the point.

  23. #23
    Shelly
    Guest
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  24. #24
    CosmicCowboyXXX
    Guest
    S y, it was never sold on the streets that I saw. Too bulky and perishable like fruit. But it does grow in South Texas and is fairly easy to recognize.

    And TPark I don't know if you were referring to the drugs or the alcohol but judging from your posts you are making the right choice and you too should conserve the brain cells you have.

  25. #25
    SpursWoman
    Guest
    I was turned off by that kind of *stuff* at a very tender age. Why do I feel so lame?





    :wink

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