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    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...woods-divorce/

    Wowza!

    Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.

    The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.

    He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

    But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.

    A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father.

    "Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."

    Swedish ex model Nordegren ended up with double the sum she originally sought, after her lawyers proved Woods, 34, was worth much more than the $1billion she thought.

    Her friend explained: "Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.

    "The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life -- even if Tiger dies first -- or she'll lose the lot."

    SLIDESHOW: Tiger's Once Picture Perfect Life With Elin

    The friend said: "Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days."

    Nordegren gets sole physical custody of their kids but they will split legal custody.

    That means Woods will share decisions about their future -- so Nordegren will not be able to permanently relocate them to her native Sweden.

    Woods -- believed to be building a golf resort in Dubai and investing in the Bahamas -- will be able to see the kids for up to half of each week.

    He can renegotiate the custody agreement in five years.

    The pal said: "Elin admits that despite everything, Tiger loves his kids and has been a decent dad.

    "She is confident he will not pursue seeing the children that much, due to his work and lifestyle."

    Under the no-girlfriends deal, only married women not romantically linked to Woods will be allowed around the children -- plus female members of staff known to Nordegren.

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    HAHAHAHAHA Spurms lefty's Avatar
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    That's it ?



    Only 0.5% of TW's money?

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    And lmao @ Tiger not being able to bring single women around the kids.

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    wtf is that all about? putting a restraining order on people who have no influence in the divorce...is that legal?

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    wtf is that all about? putting a restraining order on people who have no influence in the divorce...is that legal?
    Just about anything is legal if both parties agree to it. Tiger is getting hosed in this deal imo.

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    i can see the kids spoiling themselves with this. "imma tell mommy that you brought some lady over if you don't get me that toy."

    gah for real though thats almost a billion dollar settlement. thats what entire corporations settle for.

    well if thats what he thinks he reputation is worth, then he has to pay out. thats why you never marry somebody unless they have/make more money than you.

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    If this true, then this is just sad..I'm in the wrong profession, I need to find some rich women..

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    If this true, then this is just sad..I'm in the wrong profession, I need to find some rich women..
    Elin will be available.

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    This is another concrete example of why marriage should never be an option.

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    that. Tiger shouldn't be a coward. Let that do her worst. He should just be who he is. If that's a guy who likes sex, who cares? I don't.

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    That's it ?



    Only 0.5% of TW's money?
    do they have math in Canada?

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    What a ... Elin Nordegren.


    I thought they had some kind of agreement in place that the most she would get in case of divorce was like 20mil.... and then they restructured that after this happened to give her like 80mil. I don't remember where I read that, but I guess it was obviously false.

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    that. Tiger shouldn't be a coward. Let that do her worst. He should just be who he is. If that's a guy who likes sex, who cares? I don't.
    dumbass shouldn't have gotten married to begin with.

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    These divorce settlements of these mega-millionaire/billionaire's arent even surprising to me anymore.

    That ing spit out 2 kids and did nothing, absolutely nothing else and gets 3/4 of a billion dollars.

    If I had that much money, I'd kill her and anyone who had anything to do with that ridiculous judgement.

    I'd give $100 million, max. , even at that number, its cheaper to kill you.
    Last edited by DarkReign; 06-30-2010 at 11:12 AM.

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    What a ... Elin Nordegren.
    don't worry the women will still think she's some kind of victim

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    sigh, typical response, shoulda known..

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    Actually, I'd consent to the judgement and wait one year.

    Then have her killed. I'd probably still be on the hook for the settlement, but at least the payments go directly my children, which is where it should go anyway.

    ... ing 3/4 of a billion dollars for spreading your legs and attending a couple Lamaze classes...

    But I bet she has emotional damage from being cheated on...damages that somehow, some way come even remotely close to that God-awful number...

    I dont even like Tiger, but I hope Ellen doesnt see 2012.

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    Hey Tiger, it's called a pre-nup. Live and learn.

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    If married and you start a company that becomes successful, youre juuuuust about to go public with it, divorce your wife first.

    If unmarried and successful, just flat-out never get married to anyone for any reason. because what was once yours is now "ours".

    Pre-nups dont stand for in court, btw. The spouse always gets paid, pre-nups just determine how much.

    Bottom line: If you plan on being a millionaire, dont get married for any reason. Youre going to get ed and probably seriously consider murder.

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    I just don't understand why Tiger would consent to this. He could've let Elin run her mouth as much as she wanted, lost every sponsorship deal he's ever or ever will have, and still bought a luxury car every day for the rest of his life.

    He should concentrate on his swing, breaking Jack's record and ing pornstars ass-to-mouth. He was already rich enough to live in absolute luxury forever, why the does he care what the right wing of America and potential corporate sponsors think about his reputation? The only thing us societal normals care about is his score after 4 rounds of golf.

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    don't worry the women will still think she's some kind of victim
    Oh I know..... I hear it all the time, it's hilarious.


    Hey Tiger, it's called a pre-nup. Live and learn.
    I had thought he had a pretty good one in place... I guess not.

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    That's a pretty ridiculous sum for what boils down to breaking someone's heart. But I can understand the agreement from both sides perspective. Of course an angry ex is going to take ever cent she can reach for. Tiger's willing to meet any price tag to make this whole thing just go away quickly, quietly, and permanently. His thinking must be that he's never going to be worth a billion again with this hanging over him and with it completely out of the way he can get back to working towards that again.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    That's a pretty ridiculous sum for what boils down to breaking someone's heart. But I can understand the agreement from both sides perspective. Of course an angry ex is going to take ever cent she can reach for. Tiger's willing to meet any price tag to make this whole thing just go away quickly, quietly, and permanently. His thinking must be that he's never going to be worth a billion again with this hanging over him and with it completely out of the way he can get back to working towards that again.
    that's a ridiculous sum for anything. It's higher than some country's gdp

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