Shortest books in the NBA?

[DMC]

"How to Ensure 1st Overall Pick" -MJ

[jeebus]

"Taking The Big Shot In The Clutch" - Matt Bonner

After 2, 3 years, you'd think every spurfan would've read this book. Alas, they haven't.

[DMC]

There's three things you could've done to avoid being so butthurt about the whole situation.

1) Don't reveal personal info over the internet if you don't want it to come back and bite you.

2) If you've already messed up the above, then don't come on here making an ass of yourself intentionally.

3) If you've failed to do both things mentioned, then grow a pair.

If you're really leaving then I hope you learned from your experience here and will not up in the future. If you're really upset about people making fun of your condition, then I sympathize with you, as that is a little ed up.

As for your posting style, you will not be missed...not in the slightest. You were always one of the worst posters on this site and brought nothing but stupid takes and Laker homerism. We already have enough of that here.

So if it's really over, then good luck and Adios. Don't let the door hit your handlebars on the way out.

Funniest post in the entire thread.

[Seventyniner]

After 2, 3 years, you'd think every spurfan would've read this book. Alas, they haven't.

Everyone's read it. The book consists of a single blank page.

[pass1st]

"Running a lotto franchise" - MJ
"You can never have too many guards" - Khan
"Injury rehabilitation & prevention for dummies" - Blazers staff

[UZER]

"Increasing Your Production in the Playoffs" - Matt Bonner

"No Defense, No Play" - Pop (Foreward by Matt Bonner)

[UZER]

"Getting Over Yourself" - Pop

"In Game Interview Etiquette" - Pop

"Developing Big Men" - Pop

[Donkeybong]

damn, forgot about this thread. pretty ed up comment by HH

[TheCultOfPersonality]

"The Importance Of Being A Good Defensive Center" - Byron Mullens
"Basketball Skills And Work Ethic" - The Hasheem Thabeet Story
"Knowing What You Want" - Dwight Howard
"The Importance Of Three Point Shooting" - The Memphis Grizzlies

[DMC]

Do you need any assistance?

lol

This is one of the funniest threads of all time.

"Art of the 3Peat™" Lebron James


"Patent Before Peat" -Riles

[spurraider21]

"How to adjust your game to offset loss in athletic ability" - D. Wade

[ezau]

'40 Million Ways to Give a Discount'- Kobe Bryant

[ezau]

'Death of a Dynasty'- Dr. Jerry Buss (Posthumous)

[ezau]

'Protecting my Father's Legacy'-- Jim Buss

[spurraider21]

"Being > Duncan" -Kobe

[Clipper Nation]

"Rings I've Won As the Alpha" - K. Bryant
"Times I Didn't Quit Under Adversity" - K. Bryant
"Compendium of Teammates Who Respect Me" - K. Bryant

[ezau]

'The Complete Guide to Safe Sex for Professional Athletes'-- Magic Johnson

[Thread]

It's been years since I tried this and disgraced myself then. I'll try it again:::

- "I lynched a white man and it was fine." - Doc Rivers

- "I got up off my ass at 0-2 and it was fine." - Howard

- "I got 5 and it was fine." - CN

- "I got my hemi's packed and it was fine." - Duncan

[jeebus]

"How to be Alpha" - Lebron

[Clipper Nation]

"How to be Alpha" - Lebron

This thread's for the shortest books, tbh.... you're thinking of the 0-page Kirby Bryant edition....

[Clipper Nation]

"Why Pippen and Stern Didn't Carry Me" - Dad Killer
"Why I'm the GOAT" - Dad Killer

[Thread]

- "I sat on a 14 incher and it was fine." - Duncan

- "I pulled the trap door on Sterling." - The Greatest Player on the Planet

- "I gave 1 back and it wasn't fine." - Pop

- "I returned to L.A. & Artest ate my cookie." - Pierce

[jeebus]

This thread's for the shortest books, tbh.... you're thinking of the 0-page Kirby Bryant edition....

Fine nig. Both of them can write something on a piece of paper and staple them to telephone poles.

[Thread]

- "28 seconds or less" - The 2013 San Antonio Spurs

- "The Bag" - Tim Duncan

- "Jacks & Timbers" - Derek Fisher

- "Life Starts 0-2" - Howard

[KobeOwnsDuncan]

"The Clippers' championship run" - Doc Rivers, co author Vinny Del Negro