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    Veteran 8FOR!3's Avatar
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    I thought this would be a fun thread and I've seen it done on an NBA and an MMA site before and some people come up with good stuff. I'm sure you guys will come up with much better material with me, but you get what the idea is. Here's a few I made up.

    "The Art Of The 3 Point Shot" - Hasheem Thabeet
    "How To Win An NBA Championship" - Dirk Nowitzki
    "Mastering The Free Throw" - Dwight Howard
    "How To Build An Up And Coming Team" - Doc Rivers
    "Drafting A Franchise Player" - Lionel Hollins
    "The Heart Of A Champion" - Adam Morrison
    "It's A Man's World" - Richard Jefferson
    "Bodybuilding And You" - Kevin Durant
    "Keeping It Classy" - Kevin Garnett
    "How To Remain Relevant" - Roger Mason, Jr.
    "Taking The Big Shot In The Clutch" - Matt Bonner
    "No Means No" - Kobe Bryant
    "Importance Of Practice" - Allen Iverson
    "There's No I In Team" - Tracy McGrady

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    "All Races Are Equal" - Pau Gasol
    "Dominating the NBA Finals" - Kobe Bryant
    "Never Snitch" - Kobe Bryant
    "Condoms" - Magic Johnson
    "How To Walk"- Gobbler
    "Basketball Analysis" - Medvedenko

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    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    That's messed up HH.

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    "All Races Are Equal" - Pau Gasol
    "Dominating the NBA Finals" - Kobe Bryant
    "Never Snitch" - Kobe Bryant
    "Condoms" - Magic Johnson
    "How To Walk"- Gobbler
    "Basketball Analysis" - Medvedenko

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    Veteran 8FOR!3's Avatar
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    "How To Get In With The In Crowd" - Lakaluva

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    "Management for Dummies" Chris Wallace

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    Where Everything Happens The Franchise's Avatar
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    "Humility" - Lebron James

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    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    "How To Be A Good Human" - Laker Fans

    "Self Confidence: The Strength Within" - Laker Fans

    "Through Thick and Thin; The Good Times & The Bad" - Laker Fans

    "The Quintessential Basketball Mind" - Laker Fans

    "Community: No Riots Here" - Laker Fans

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    "Humility" - Lebron James
    if u just tried to diss LBJ u ed up

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    Kidd-Gilchrist Damn Chieflion's Avatar
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    "Stay on your national team" - Sasha Vujacic
    "Don't rely on your family to get into the NBA" - Coby Karl and Luke Walton
    "LeBron James is not a hypocrite" - LeBron James
    "Why you should not cry after losing a playoff series" - Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher
    "Asking for permission before stealing ideas" - Shaquille O'Neal
    "No guns!" - Gilbert Arenas
    "Not a racist and against short guys" - Kevin Garnett
    "Flopping, a disgrace to the integrity of the league" - Chris Paul and rest of the floppers
    "Training regimens to not get injured" - Fransisco Garcia
    "Keeping your body in tip-top shape" - Eddy Curry and Jerome James
    "Passing the ball" - Corey Maggette
    "The Free Throw Line" - Ben Wallace
    "Fashion Design" - Damon Jones
    "A good off-season" - Chris Wallace
    "Calf Tats are a bad idea" - Mike Bibby and Koriwhat
    "Rebounding" - Rashard Lewis
    "Putting in your 100%" - Vince Carter
    "White guy can ball" - Adam Morrison
    "Determining the best 1st overall pick" - Kwame Brown
    "Playing young players" - Gregg Popovich
    "The 10 man rotation" - Mike D'antoni
    "Maintaining a balance in your roster" - David Kahn
    "Twitter used in a correct way" - Chris Bosh and Carmelo Anthony
    "Not being traded" - Quentin Richardson
    "How it feels to dunk a basketball" - J.J Barea
    "Not a cancer" - Stephon Marbury
    "Inside the arc" - Antonie Walker
    "Condoms" - Magic Johnson and Dwyane Wade
    "Being original" - Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard
    "Best Jew in the NBA" - Jordan Farmar
    "Underpaid" - Joe Johnson
    "The unlucky man" - Robert Horry

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    "How to be a legitimate state" -Israel

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    Drive for Five! ambchang's Avatar
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    "The Art Of Flopping" - Manu
    "The Secret To Overcoming Boredom" - Tim Duncan
    "Zit Free" - Pop
    "Repeating Is Overrated" - Spurs Fans
    Me thinks lakaluva meant the exact opposite of the two bolded items.

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    Veteran 8FOR!3's Avatar
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    "How To Choke" - Robert Horry

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    Drive for Five! ambchang's Avatar
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    How to have your own style - Kobe Bryant

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    That's messed up HH.
    What is?..

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    Veteran cobbler's Avatar
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    "All Races Are Equal" - Pau Gasol
    "Dominating the NBA Finals" - Kobe Bryant
    "Never Snitch" - Kobe Bryant
    "Condoms" - Magic Johnson
    "How To Walk"- Gobbler
    "Basketball Analysis" - Medvedenko
    You win HO.... Congrats on being the class act you are.


    It's been fun guys.... Enjoyed the bantar with one and all and even you Ho . But thats a line that should never have been crossed.

    I'm outta here. Good luck to all your teams in the future and go Lakers!

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    Aw, come back Gobby, come back..I didn't mean it..

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    Kidd-Gilchrist Damn Chieflion's Avatar
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    Aw, come back Gobby, come back..I didn't mean it..
    HarlemHeat37, getting his Pau Gasol on.

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    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    Well, I don't agree with what HH said, but I can't say that losing a Laker fan is a bad thing. He was a hypocrite anyways...
    Last edited by DPG21920; 09-01-2010 at 10:02 PM.

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    , if I knew all it would to get rid of Gobbler would be a personal cheap shot, I would have done it a long time ago..

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    This reminds me of a movie I just watched: Unthinkable.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    "All Races Are Equal" - Pau Gasol
    "Dominating the NBA Finals" - Kobe Bryant
    "Never Snitch" - Kobe Bryant
    "Condoms" - Magic Johnson
    "How To Walk"- Gobbler
    "Basketball Analysis" - Medvedenko

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    "How to get a good deal from a hooker" - Ghazi
    "How to avoid getting an STD from a hooker" - Ghazi
    "How to not confuse Japanese and Chinese" - Ghazi
    "What $250 can buy you" - Ghazi

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    "The Art Of Flopping" - Manu
    "Repeating Is Overrated" - Spurs Fans
    "Understanding the 'shortest book' concept" - lakaluva

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    "Understanding the 'shortest book' concept" - lakaluva
    LOL

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