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She was probably fat as and wedged herself in.
http://www.ohio.com/news/break-news/...nside-1.228978
Wow...
TOLEDO: Authorities in Ohio say a woman who died after falling face first into a recycling bin had gotten stuck in a spot where she couldn't breathe.
The woman's husband says he came home from work and found her legs sticking out of the container that sits alongside their porch.
He tells The Blade newspaper of Toledo that he first thought it was a dummy. He says he shook her legs and knew she was gone.
A coroner in Toledo says that 62-year-old Sheila Decoster died Friday from positional asphyxia.
A city official says it looks like she was standing on her porch when she leaned over and fell into the 64-gallon container.
Her husband says Decoster had several medical issues that could explain why she fell inside.
She was probably fat as and wedged herself in.
Maybe she was trashed.
"High Fiiii!!!"
Awesome
Wait so it wasn't a dummy right?
I know there isn't much info given, but the husband doesn't seem to be all upset and broken up about his loss.
Nah, he was going to trade her in for a new one anyway.
I shook her leg and knew she was gone, well at first she said she was still alive but she's always been one to lie. The next day she was stiff.
That's probably true and I don't blame him one bit. Any human who falls into one of these...
...and dies is ing pathetic and deserves to die.
It's not like she was extremely old in which case I would take that back, but she was only 62 years old. She should even be thankful at her death because she got to live 62 full years as a human, when she more appropriately should have lived a couple of weeks as a blade of grass. Couldn't even shake around to knock the container over and crawl out???
didn't read the article. could it have been one of these?
it'd be a funnier story
Did they recycle her?
crofl I still can't get over this, I wonder if she actually tried to get out. This very well could have been an unexpected suicide...an accident that essentially turned into suicide once she was in the container and possibly thinking it, I'll just die here, whatever. lol it's quite possible somebody actually saw her fall in and was across the street laughing, not thinking an actual human was going to die.
holy . I hadn't thought about someone maybe seeing her fall in. Or someone smoking a j, driving by and seeing legs hanging out of the bin. LMAO.
it'd be even funnier if she had a parachute on.
That's how i wanna go
1000 ways to die will spin this as her trying to drown a cat or some and evil mrs.tanner got stuck in trash can or some corny
The tooth fairy gave her teeth to a younger relative.
That is the first thing i thought of when i read the story. Like, "wtf, how does someone die in one of those little ing bins???"didn't read the article. could it have been one of these?
it'd be a funnier story
Then I thought again!
there's no way. It better had been one of thesedidn't read the article. could it have been one of these?
it'd be a funnier story
It was...the article says 64 gallon container, google image search that...
That show is out there.
Like I said earlier, she was probably so fat she got wedged in there...
I have this ghastly image in my mind of the scene with this ginormous ass sticking out the can with these huge cellulite dimpled thighs/legs spread out like rabbit ears...
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