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  1. #26
    my husband needs a job!
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    I had the mother daughter team years ago when we lived in OK. I think the mom made her come
    wtf


  2. #27
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Yvonne
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    I've been hit on the leg twice by rattlesnakes...both times they didn't rattle...one big one (right at 6') hit me on the jeans a few inches above the ankle but didn't go through the top of my boots...he got his fangs stuck in my jeans when I went airborne and standing broad jumped about 10 feet and he came with me...he fell off about 2/3 of the way through the jump and left a big wet spot of venom on my pants leg...
    Suuure it was venom More like pee probably

  3. #28
    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    Suuure it was venom More like pee probably


    Naaa...it was a little too "tense" for that...

  4. #29
    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    I think Joe Chalupa is the resident snake killer…I would keep his number handy…

    Red touches yellow, kills a fellow. Red touches black, friend of Jack

    Red touch yellow, kills a fellow. Red touch black, venom lack.

    Red touch yellow, death says o. Black touch red, keep your head.

    Yellow touch red, you be dead. Red touch black, eat Cracker Jack.

    Red and yellow mingle, bite feel a tingle. Red and black hug, sing a song, you lug.

    Red and yellow cohabitate, soon you will suffocate. Red and black together, in for sunny weather.

    Red leans on yellow, legs turn to jell-o. Red leans on black, keep a strong back.

    Yellow brushes red, snake gets fed. Red brushes black, snake gets no snack.

    Snake of black and yellow and red, soon a stupid rhyme is said.
    Killed one a few days ago but it was one of those poisonous ones with the colored rings.

  5. #30
    Damns (Given): 0 Blake's Avatar
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    Suuure it was venom More like pee probably

  6. #31
    Five. DesignatedT's Avatar
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    Have you ever seen the rattlesnakes do there little mating dance. I saw 2 of them at least 4 or 5 feet mating off the ground down at my parents ranch in Freer and it scared the living out of me.

  7. #32
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Yvonne
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    San Antonio, Texas
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    Have you ever seen the rattlesnakes do there little mating dance. I saw 2 of them at least 4 or 5 feet mating off the ground down at my parents ranch in Freer and it scared the living out of me.
    Did it look like they were fighting?

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    Did it look like they were fighting?


    actually it does.

    Maybe rattlesnakes have makeup sex.

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