The Wolf - Whiskey Myers
pretty jarring how i used to find that to be one of the funnier things on the internet ... has maybe 2-3 actually funny lines looking at it now
Here's a better Asian song that'll never stop being funny tbh
pink guy is weird as . this was the my first exposure to him
LMAO hard to believe that's ing Joji. That セックス大好き (sekkusu daisuki, eg I love sex) song is so vulgar if you know Japanese. Funniest part is he uses the pronoun 'boku' for 'I' which is kind of submissive and doesn't fit well at all with how aggressive the lyrics are. The more masculine pronoun for 'I' that Japanese people use is 'ore' which you likely heard a lot on Dragonball. Some of the lines are ing hilarious though:
1. 鼻血が出るほどいいマンコは気持ちいい、ヌルヌルしていい
hanaji ga deru hodo ii manko ha kimochi ii, nuru-nuru e ii
Pussy that feels so good your nose bleeds, good when it gets wet, sticky, and slimy
(the word manko for pussy is the only vulgar word in Japanese, it's way worse than c*nt or even n***er)
2. 僕はファミリーマートで勃ち読み、毎日セックスマジやりたい
boku wa famirii maato de tachiyomi, mainichi sekkusu maji yaritai
Reading with a hard-on at Family Mart, I for real wanna have sex every day
(this line is hilarious because tachiyomi when written with its usual kanji as 立ち読み means standing and reading and refers to people who go to convenience stores like Family Mart and just stand at the magazine rack and read manga instead of buying it, but when you use the kanji 勃 in 勃ち = tachi it means stand up like a penis standing up, so it's like he's saying he's standing up and reading the porno mags at the Family Mart magazine rack with a hard-on lol)
tachiyomi
3. 生麦生米生ハメ
nama mugi, nama gome, nama hame
Raw wheat, raw rice, raw ing (raw as in bareback)
(what's funny about this is nama mugi, nama gome, nama tamago is a famous Japanese tongue twister meaning raw wheat, raw rice, raw egg)
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Tidwell & Raunchy - Somebody's Watching Me (Remix) - 9.75/10
My father would play them alot after a few beers. Then when I discovered much later in life I totally related.
Aphex Twin - windowlicker
Just saw this dude a couple of weeks ago. Wife's a fan and I'd heard enough where I thought it'd be OK so I got tickets for her birthday.
Maybe one of the top five concerts I've seen and I'm not a country music fan.
this is decent but live this thing tore it up
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There is only one “Who do you love” and that ain’t it.
blink 182 - a dog
blink 182 - when you ed grandpa
blink 182 - family reunion
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