Get a whole pig from the butcher?
you harlemho!...
Last edited by koriwhat; 08-15-2011 at 07:14 AM.
Get a whole pig from the butcher?
Just practice on your calves, they're already ed up anyway
Well sure, but that's a lot of pig to deal with when you only want to use the skin......maybe he could have a post-practice luau?
So you are practicing to be a tattoo artist?
Thats like the guy in 1920 apprenticing to learn how to make buggy whips.
Most of the idiots have already been inked.
The futures in tattoo removal. You might want to start practicing on your calves.
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Last edited by koriwhat; 08-15-2011 at 07:14 AM.
Angry grandpa says tattoos are out?
What about your burgeoning career as an artist? You should sell your work and inspire others
except for calf tats.
In ancient times, tribal elders knew that for one to get calf tats would mean that he has signaled to the surrounding tribe that he is the "wife" of any man willing to meat him in wilderness, who'd want to commit a rite of passage by yanking the hair of said Calf tat tribal member, mount him and use his long hair as reigns. Said act of sodomy wouldn't endanger the status of the aggressor. Infact it would signal that he has thrown his hat in the ring for heir to succeed the chief when the time comes.
The sad thing is that tribe member whose name is Humble rabbit with Calf tats would never recieve proper respect. He would always be blamed for rain droughts, famines, and plagues. When this would happen the tribal elders would then take turns and run a train on said tribal member.
The only time any person of the Calf tat persuasion would have recieve any ounce of respect in any society would be in the rare matriarchal society. He would be subject to the finest meats and fruits, but his duties would be regulated to being the fluff boy for the husband the night before the marriage to serve as a test for how much the husband would desire the wife in order to gain her.
Man oh man..
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tbh.. you would have fared better had you just gone with your first option of getting a tattoo of Roger Mason jR on your lower back. Then you'd atleast have the common sense of not posting that act online.
Lol refusing to acknowledge your rapist won't make him go away. This is happening believe it or not.
you harlemho!...
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Serious butt hurt he has...
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calf tats
TRUMP
true, this thread had so much potential
you harlemho!...
Last edited by koriwhat; 08-15-2011 at 07:14 AM.
Lol reaching, I was referring to Ignignokt performing open anus surgery on your rectum to correct that problem in your prostate, but you'd rather not read the diagnosis.
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