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  1. #26
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    you harlemho!...
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I'm not very artistic so, yea, I'm impressed

    But I thought that was a potato. Now where does one obtain pig skin for practice? Is there some kind of tattoo supply place that sells it, or do you get some from pig processing places? I haven't seen any pigs running around with tats
    Get a whole pig from the butcher?

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    Just practice on your calves, they're already ed up anyway

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    Get a whole pig from the butcher?
    Well sure, but that's a lot of pig to deal with when you only want to use the skin......maybe he could have a post-practice luau?

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    So you are practicing to be a tattoo artist?

    Thats like the guy in 1920 apprenticing to learn how to make buggy whips.

    Most of the idiots have already been inked.

    The futures in tattoo removal. You might want to start practicing on your calves.
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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    you harlemho!...
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    So you are practicing to be a tattoo artist?

    Thats like the guy in 1920 apprenticing to learn how to make buggy whips.

    Most of the idiots have already been inked.

    The futures in tattoo removal. You might want to start practicing on your calves.
    Angry grandpa says tattoos are out?

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    misconception... i only answer phone calls, all else is just make believe. god this job sucks!
    What about your burgeoning career as an artist? You should sell your work and inspire others

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    really? tattoos have gone on since the dawn of time man, ain't changin' anytime soon and as a matter of fact i believe more people these days are getting tatted up. just look at the nba and the amount of tattoos that have infiltrated that league over the past decade.
    except for calf tats.

    In ancient times, tribal elders knew that for one to get calf tats would mean that he has signaled to the surrounding tribe that he is the "wife" of any man willing to meat him in wilderness, who'd want to commit a rite of passage by yanking the hair of said Calf tat tribal member, mount him and use his long hair as reigns. Said act of sodomy wouldn't endanger the status of the aggressor. Infact it would signal that he has thrown his hat in the ring for heir to succeed the chief when the time comes.

    The sad thing is that tribe member whose name is Humble rabbit with Calf tats would never recieve proper respect. He would always be blamed for rain droughts, famines, and plagues. When this would happen the tribal elders would then take turns and run a train on said tribal member.


    The only time any person of the Calf tat persuasion would have recieve any ounce of respect in any society would be in the rare matriarchal society. He would be subject to the finest meats and fruits, but his duties would be regulated to being the fluff boy for the husband the night before the marriage to serve as a test for how much the husband would desire the wife in order to gain her.

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    except for calf tats.

    In ancient times, tribal elders knew that for one to get calf tats would mean that he has signaled to the surrounding tribe that he is the "wife" of any man willing to meat him in wilderness, who'd want to commit a rite of passage by yanking the hair of said Calf tat tribal member, mount him and use his long hair as reigns. Said act of sodomy wouldn't endanger the status of the aggressor. Infact it would signal that he has thrown his hat in the ring for heir to succeed the chief when the time comes.

    The sad thing is that tribe member whose name is Humble rabbit with Calf tats would never recieve proper respect. He would always be blamed for rain droughts, famines, and plagues. When this would happen the tribal elders would then take turns and run a train on said tribal member.


    The only time any person of the Calf tat persuasion would have recieve any ounce of respect in any society would be in the rare matriarchal society. He would be subject to the finest meats and fruits, but his duties would be regulated to being the fluff boy for the husband the night before the marriage to serve as a test for how much the husband would desire the wife in order to gain her.
    Man oh man..

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    except for calf tats.

    In ancient times, tribal elders knew that for one to get calf tats would mean that he has signaled to the surrounding tribe that he is the "wife" of any man willing to meat him in wilderness, who'd want to commit a rite of passage by yanking the hair of said Calf tat tribal member, mount him and use his long hair as reigns. Said act of sodomy wouldn't endanger the status of the aggressor. Infact it would signal that he has thrown his hat in the ring for heir to succeed the chief when the time comes.

    The sad thing is that tribe member whose name is Humble rabbit with Calf tats would never recieve proper respect. He would always be blamed for rain droughts, famines, and plagues. When this would happen the tribal elders would then take turns and run a train on said tribal member.


    The only time any person of the Calf tat persuasion would have recieve any ounce of respect in any society would be in the rare matriarchal society. He would be subject to the finest meats and fruits, but his duties would be regulated to being the fluff boy for the husband the night before the marriage to serve as a test for how much the husband would desire the wife in order to gain her.
    win

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    except for calf tats.

    In ancient times, tribal elders knew that for one to get calf tats would mean that he has signaled to the surrounding tribe that he is the "wife" of any man willing to meat him in wilderness, who'd want to commit a rite of passage by yanking the hair of said Calf tat tribal member, mount him and use his long hair as reigns. Said act of sodomy wouldn't endanger the status of the aggressor. Infact it would signal that he has thrown his hat in the ring for heir to succeed the chief when the time comes.

    The sad thing is that tribe member whose name is Humble rabbit with Calf tats would never recieve proper respect. He would always be blamed for rain droughts, famines, and plagues. When this would happen the tribal elders would then take turns and run a train on said tribal member.


    The only time any person of the Calf tat persuasion would have recieve any ounce of respect in any society would be in the rare matriarchal society. He would be subject to the finest meats and fruits, but his duties would be regulated to being the fluff boy for the husband the night before the marriage to serve as a test for how much the husband would desire the wife in order to gain her.

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    you harlemho!...
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    glad i don't spend my time wasted on anything pos iggy has to say. hey look, all you s suckin' each other off in my very own thread. ewwww!
    tbh.. you would have fared better had you just gone with your first option of getting a tattoo of Roger Mason jR on your lower back. Then you'd atleast have the common sense of not posting that act online.

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    glad i don't spend my time wasted on anything pos iggy has to say. hey look, all you s suckin' each other off in my very own thread. ewwww!
    Lol refusing to acknowledge your rapist won't make him go away. This is happening believe it or not.

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    you harlemho!...
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    and this is exactly what's wrong with ST. allowing you dumb s a voice to ruin every god damn thread started here, worthless s!


    Serious butt hurt he has...

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    mmm yes... old man's , limp it is! racism runs thick in blood. mmmm yes...

    calf tats

















    TRUMP

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    mmm yes... old man's , limp it is! racism runs thick in blood. mmmm yes...


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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    and this is exactly what's wrong with ST. allowing you dumb s a voice to ruin every god damn thread started here, worthless s!
    true, this thread had so much potential

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    you're a horrible troll! btw, i could give a whether or not neal raped that or raped 10000 es, i don't give a ! who in cares? you and only you it seems. gtfo of here!
    Lol reaching, I was referring to Ignignokt performing open anus surgery on your rectum to correct that problem in your prostate, but you'd rather not read the diagnosis.

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