I'm baaaaaaaaaaack

[j-money24]

Well ain’t that a , thought I put this to bed
Guess Kori didn’t tell em, there’s a Lakaluva Obssessed Thread
You s riding my so hard, I don’t even call it hate
Makes me wanna stop calling up these fat es for a date

Yall s done lost it, ing around with Luva
This is my mother ing board, and Kool is my brotha
ass s ridin yo jock, they might come out and applaud
But that’s like asking Midnightpulp to show a pic his recent broad

It ain’t happening lil homie, we got this on lock
Can’t you see how Kori been riding mines and Kool’s jock
All you s are hopeless, you showing up was a total waste
Now kick rocks lil , cause this is Luva and Kool’s place

But before you go, I’m not gone ask you How My Ass Taste
That’s some gay homie, and more like HarlemHo’s place
You ing with the REAL, my flow stay tight
Last time we battled, you ed around and turned Transves e

DAMNNNNN Luva.. you killed it a...
Round 2, lets go rappin shaq, you're up next

[j-money24]

Lakaluva comeback epic fail

Why you gotta hate, you come up with something better than

[lefty]

Why you gotta hate, you come up with something better than

I dont want to

Because it's gonna be worse

[Muser]

You don't have to put into every line tbh.

[j-money24]

Lil , take yo sensitive ass upstairs.

[kamikazi_player]

Rappin Shaq:6/10, I'm surprised alot of you guys like it, I'm a big fan of rappin Shaq, but there wasn't any punchline that sealed the deal this time.
Lakaluva:8/10, ok, but the last few sentences made me

[Killakobe81]

Nice comeback Luva, didnt know you could spit ...
I thought both had their moments neither was a 10 and no clear winner either ... so on to Round 2?

[Cry Havoc]

Well ain’t that a , thought I put this to bed
Guess Kori didn’t tell em, there’s a Lakaluva Obssessed Thread
You s riding my so hard, I don’t even call it hate
Makes me wanna stop calling up these fat es for a date

Yall s done lost it, ing around with Luva
This is my mother ing board, and Kool is my brotha
ass s ridin yo jock, they might come out and applaud
But that’s like asking Midnightpulp to show a pic his recent broad

It ain’t happening lil homie, we got this on lock
Can’t you see how Kori been riding mines and Kool’s jock
All you s are hopeless, you showing up was a total waste
Now kick rocks lil , cause this is Luva and Kool’s place

But before you go, I’m not gone ask you How My Ass Taste
That’s some gay homie, and more like HarlemHo’s place
You ing with the REAL, my flow stay tight
Last time we battled, you ed around and turned Transves e

Now we don't want to get another round of rap battles started
Fighting with you is like using a bat on the mentally re ed
Luva's tries to look like a playa, scoring dates on OKCupid
But this is the state of Texas, where they execute the stupid

Dude, what the are you talkin' smack about es for?
The last one you posted could have doubled as my ing garage door
You think people respond to you, that your trolling is sensible
You're not, you're bogus, people watch the special olympics for the same ing principle

So then, of course, the boy-wonder named Kool enters the scene
I say boy-wonder, because the dude talks hard, but acts like a queen
Luva, you need to think smarter, cause your rhyming is whack
Kool may not suck your , but he's definitely gogglin' your sack

It's pretty fitting how often he talks about being INSIDE you
I don't find it ironic that he's always posting BEHIND you
Luva thinks he's dating big, black, beautiful women
He just hasn't "luved" enough, there's a hiding in those flaps of skin

[xellos88330]

Now we don't want to get another round of rap battles started
Fighting with you is like using a bat on the mentally re ed
Luva's tries to look like a playa, scoring dates on OKCupid
But this is the state of Texas, where they execute the stupid

Dude, what the are you talkin' smack about es for?
The last one you posted could have doubled as my ing garage door
You think people respond to you, that your trolling is sensible
You're not, you're bogus, people watch the special olympics for the same ing principle

So then, of course, the boy-wonder named Kool enters the scene
I say boy-wonder, because the dude talks hard, but acts like a queen
Luva, you need to think smarter, cause your rhyming is whack
Kool may not suck your , but he's definitely gogglin' your sack

It's pretty fitting how often he talks about being INSIDE you
I don't find it ironic that he's always posting BEHIND you
Luva thinks he's dating big, black, beautiful women
He just hasn't "luved" enough, there's a hiding in those flaps of skin

[urunobili]

Cry with the goods

[4>0rings]

Now we don't want to get another round of rap battles started
Fighting with you is like using a bat on the mentally re ed
Luva's tries to look like a playa, scoring dates on OKCupid
But this is the state of Texas, where they execute the stupid

Dude, what the are you talkin' smack about es for?
The last one you posted could have doubled as my ing garage door
You think people respond to you, that your trolling is sensible
You're not, you're bogus, people watch the special olympics for the same ing principle

So then, of course, the boy-wonder named Kool enters the scene
I say boy-wonder, because the dude talks hard, but acts like a queen
Luva, you need to think smarter, cause your rhyming is whack
Kool may not suck your , but he's definitely gogglin' your sack

It's pretty fitting how often he talks about being INSIDE you
I don't find it ironic that he's always posting BEHIND you
Luva thinks he's dating big, black, beautiful women
He just hasn't "luved" enough, there's a hiding in those flaps of skin

[lefty]

Now we don't want to get another round of rap battles started
Fighting with you is like using a bat on the mentally re ed
Luva's tries to look like a playa, scoring dates on OKCupid
But this is the state of Texas, where they execute the stupid

Dude, what the are you talkin' smack about es for?
The last one you posted could have doubled as my ing garage door
You think people respond to you, that your trolling is sensible
You're not, you're bogus, people watch the special olympics for the same ing principle

So then, of course, the boy-wonder named Kool enters the scene
I say boy-wonder, because the dude talks hard, but acts like a queen
Luva, you need to think smarter, cause your rhyming is whack
Kool may not suck your , but he's definitely gogglin' your sack

It's pretty fitting how often he talks about being INSIDE you
I don't find it ironic that he's always posting BEHIND you
Luva thinks he's dating big, black, beautiful women
He just hasn't "luved" enough, there's a hiding in those flaps of skin

[Trill Clinton]

If this was 8mile Cry Havoc would be Rabbit. He killed the thread. Best 16 so far.

[rayray2k8]

Wondering if the Rappin Native American will show up...

[benefactor]

CH...

[Agloco]

You don't have to put into every line tbh.

Paki doesn't go as well though.

[Man In Black]

Havoc...props!

[IronMaxipad]

Daaaaaaaamn straittttt FIYAAAAAAAA

[djohn2oo8]

That was so weak, but I’m gone with you anyway
Once I’m done right here, you s gone remember this day
You spitting at a legend lil homie, but I’ll give you yo credit
Hold up, when’s the last time a freestyled and had to go back and edit

Lol, you didn’t think I caught that, a like me don’t slip
With you kicking nursery rymes, yall might as well hand me the Chip
This aint no 8 mile lil , Luva is known to go hard
You know, it, you don’t even deserve 16 bars

This has to be the worst post/freestyle ever

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

Well ain’t that a , thought I put this to bed
Guess Kori didn’t tell em, there’s a Lakaluva Obssessed Thread
You s riding my so hard, I don’t even call it hate
Makes me wanna stop calling up these fat es for a date

Yall s done lost it, ing around with Luva
This is my mother ing board, and Kool is my brotha
ass s ridin yo jock, they might come out and applaud
But that’s like asking Midnightpulp to show a pic his recent broad

It ain’t happening lil homie, we got this on lock
Can’t you see how Kori been riding mines and Kool’s jock
All you s are hopeless, you showing up was a total waste
Now kick rocks lil , cause this is Luva and Kool’s place

But before you go, I’m not gone ask you How My Ass Taste
That’s some gay homie, and more like HarlemHo’s place
You ing with the REAL, my flow stay tight
Last time we battled, you ed around and turned Transves e

Was that supposed to be a rap? You suck at rapping er.

[LnGrrrR]

Hickory ory dock
Kool loved to suck Luva's
He fellated with such vigor
That Luva said "lil ,
you sure got those head skills on lock!"

[Native American]

Wondering if the Rappin Native American will show up...

I'm sick a this , let me drop like lickity split
I'ma swing and "turn on these boobs" like I'm pinchin the nips
poor luva, you too "testy" like the nuts you gag on
ya flow more pussy than a bloody tampon

My rap strong, battle axe thrown, fracturin bones
Let you chew on ya thoughts since I'm scalpin ya dome
Scatter brained lames, injun got these es worried
My flow is too hot... extra ey chicken curry

Like some cheap Hollywood trick with no sensible plan
luva tryina pimp Koolaid at a lemonade stand
pipin his man rough in hancuffs, hope you don't snap his hymen
Or yall can't play for 3 months like Andrew Bynum

Don't be sad, quit cryin, I know my writes got ya laughin
My flow more dangerous than a black man white water raftin
Give kool and luv suicidal thoughts, cuz I'm that ill to def
And by that I mean yall two should just kill yaselves

[Man In Black]

I told you...their leader CAN'T RAP, so what makes LL think he's like the real LL?
My vote is drugs.

[benefactor]

lol...holy .

[Zelophehad]

crucify em Rappin' Shaq tie that paki ass to the tree of woe