I'm baaaaaaaaaaack

[Koolaid_Man]

Mo was a class act for that one.

Bump didn't even bother "tbh"...

[Rapping Mr. Robinson]

I'm so busy this time of year I usually just lurk
but I can see I'm called again to do God's work.
I see you rappers still struggle with spelling and pronunciation
and I need to speak about lakaluva's insinuations.

You posted the picture, Mr. Fan of LA
trying to say that Tim or I could be gay.
I'm hugging my friend, nothing wrong with that, son.
Unlike when you and Koolaid do it we still have our clothes on.
We're both happily married men, we both have children.
We'd never go for your favorite sin of getting your rectum filled in.

I'm not hating on you luva, let there be no doubt.
I'm hear to save your soul and straighten you out.
Please listen to my words, pay very close attention
I think your sinful path stems from poor reading comprehension
I have followed God's command to "be fruitful and multiply"
I think you read that as "be fruity and mount a guy."
Read the Good Book more carefully, live like an apostle,
treat your body like a temple, not a gay brothel.

And while I'm preaching I might as well spit this:
Koolaid, the Bible teaches against bearing false witness.
Shaq's rap wasn't in the spirit of Christmas. I'd say he's a hater
but that doesn't explain why you didn't reply until 8 hours later.
That you write your rhymes quickly, of that I am wary
I think you spent that time thumbing through a rhyming dictionary.
But the product was so shoddy, the rhymes so poor
You're as much a rapper as the Virgin Mary was a

Truly we are all sinners, there's only one way to make it right
Join me to remember the coming of our Savior this Saturday night.
Unto you a child was born, in a manger he was placed
then join me for Communion and tell me how my Lord taste!

[Cry Havoc]

I'm so busy this time of year I usually just lurk
but I can see I'm called again to do God's work.
I see you rappers still struggle with spelling and pronunciation
and I need to speak about lakaluva's insinuations.

You posted the picture, Mr. Fan of LA
trying to say that Tim or I could be gay.
I'm hugging my friend, nothing wrong with that, son.
Unlike when you and Koolaid do it we still have our clothes on.
We're both happily married men, we both have children.
We'd never go for your favorite sin of getting your rectum filled in.

I'm not hating on you luva, let there be no doubt.
I'm hear to save your soul and straighten you out.
Please listen to my words, pay very close attention
I think your sinful path stems from poor reading comprehension
I have followed God's command to "be fruitful and multiply"
I think you read that as "be fruity and mount a guy."
Read the Good Book more carefully, live like an apostle,
treat your body like a temple, not a gay brothel.

And while I'm preaching I might as well spit this:
Koolaid, the Bible teaches against bearing false witness.
Shaq's rap wasn't in the spirit of Christmas. I'd say he's a hater
but that doesn't explain why you didn't reply until 8 hours later.
That you write your rhymes quickly, of that I am wary
I think you spent that time thumbing through a rhyming dictionary.
But the product was so shoddy, the rhymes so poor
You're as much a rapper as the Virgin Mary was a

Truly we are all sinners, there's only one way to make it right
Join me to remember the coming of our Savior this Saturday night.
Unto you a child was born, in a manger he was placed
then join me for Communion and tell me how my Lord taste!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

crucify em Admiral

[benefactor]

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm so busy this time of year I usually just lurk
but I can see I'm called again to do God's work.
I see you rappers still struggle with spelling and pronunciation
and I need to speak about lakaluva's insinuations.

You posted the picture, Mr. Fan of LA
trying to say that Tim or I could be gay.
I'm hugging my friend, nothing wrong with that, son.
Unlike when you and Koolaid do it we still have our clothes on.
We're both happily married men, we both have children.
We'd never go for your favorite sin of getting your rectum filled in.

I'm not hating on you luva, let there be no doubt.
I'm hear to save your soul and straighten you out.
Please listen to my words, pay very close attention
I think your sinful path stems from poor reading comprehension
I have followed God's command to "be fruitful and multiply"
I think you read that as "be fruity and mount a guy."
Read the Good Book more carefully, live like an apostle,
treat your body like a temple, not a gay brothel.

And while I'm preaching I might as well spit this:
Koolaid, the Bible teaches against bearing false witness.
Shaq's rap wasn't in the spirit of Christmas. I'd say he's a hater
but that doesn't explain why you didn't reply until 8 hours later.
That you write your rhymes quickly, of that I am wary
I think you spent that time thumbing through a rhyming dictionary.
But the product was so shoddy, the rhymes so poor
You're as much a rapper as the Virgin Mary was a

Truly we are all sinners, there's only one way to make it right
Join me to remember the coming of our Savior this Saturday night.
Unto you a child was born, in a manger he was placed
then join me for Communion and tell me how my Lord taste!

if you can't spit your real and freestyle don't waste my time Cutting and pasting Dr. Suess style nursery rhymes...
see when I spit I never show my hand
I'm quick on tha draw like the ing rifleman
You s are weak got nothing in yo lives
compared to Kool you like maggots then flies
I told u I don't do this rap 4 living
I just Ho's my is thanksgiving
If you want to get all religious at X-mas that's a bet
just get off ya knees and get your hands off my

[Muser]

Admiral -

Koolaid -

[Koolaid_Man]

Admiral -

Koolaid -

u still on the sidelines son...

[djohn2oo8]

u still on the sidelines son...

lol re ed rapping Tony Dungy

[urunobili]

Admiral FTW

[DPG21920]

Kool I don't know why you are bringing me up, especially when you are factually incorrect. This guy said what needed to be said tbh.

Hold ons, let me spit on you...uhh uh...how you sayyyyyyyy "the best ever"

All you otha' little rappers have just been a teaser
I'ma cook 'em like goat, specially Koolaid_Manpleaser
We tired of yo' act, posting s and
We know you can't rap cause Luva said you don't spit

You speak of having cheddah to a guy that stacks feta
Yet no matter how much daddy gives you, your life ain't gettin better
We know you front runnin with everything you do
The only time you get LA is when Laka is inside of you

So one final warning to clean up your act
Just stick to rafting in the mountains of brokeback
Don't show your face, little girl you lost it
I'ma call you close hanger cause you stuck in the closet

[Koolaid_Man]

Guess which two s showed up but ain’t got no flow
Like two square pegs at a dance, Midnight and HarlemHo
Just like es, you two s stayed in yalls place
But don’t worry, you got company, where’s that Ace

You s love to talk , acting like you wanna run up
Somebody check the games room, that’s where you’ll find DoubleUp
Breaking records on video games, man this s’s a real Ho
You keep that up, I’m a lock you up with ass mono

Now that s a known hound, and he ain’t even trying to hide that
He should grow his hair out, sport some capri pants, and chill out with calf tats
I told you lightweight s, you with me, I go hard in the paint,
Kissing ass and sucking on SpursTalk is just something I can’t

When it’s all said and done, Kori gone give me the key
I can tell she getting tired of that ass timnoVP
I’m telling you, don’t hate, this game comes with age
And all you s can do is show up on my recent visitors page

Ohh you didn't hear Kori whispered some freaky in my ear
New years it's on and poppin, Kool rolling through with some Martini & Rossi
But I can't hate if she gives you the key
leave it under the mat when u done - I'll be there at 3:00

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool I don't know why you are bringing me up, especially when you are factually incorrect. This guy said what needed to be said tbh.

get in the game DPG this don't require height to play...all these little ass troll accounts being created cuz these lil s can't see me...

[djohn2oo8]

We'll give luva the benefit of the doubt and say he is trying to troll, but Kool just might be Alan from the Hangover re ed

[Bukefal]

if you can't spit your real and freestyle don't waste my time Cutting and pasting Dr. Suess style nursery rhymes...
see when I spit I never show my hand
I'm quick on tha draw like the ing rifleman
You s are weak got nothing in yo lives
compared to Kool you like maggots then flies
I told u I don't do this rap 4 living
I just Ho's my is thanksgiving
If you want to get all religious at X-mas that's a bet
just get off ya knees and get your hands off my

[Bukefal]

I'm so busy this time of year I usually just lurk
but I can see I'm called again to do God's work.
I see you rappers still struggle with spelling and pronunciation
and I need to speak about lakaluva's insinuations.

You posted the picture, Mr. Fan of LA
trying to say that Tim or I could be gay.
I'm hugging my friend, nothing wrong with that, son.
Unlike when you and Koolaid do it we still have our clothes on.
We're both happily married men, we both have children.
We'd never go for your favorite sin of getting your rectum filled in.

I'm not hating on you luva, let there be no doubt.
I'm hear to save your soul and straighten you out.
Please listen to my words, pay very close attention
I think your sinful path stems from poor reading comprehension
I have followed God's command to "be fruitful and multiply"
I think you read that as "be fruity and mount a guy."
Read the Good Book more carefully, live like an apostle,
treat your body like a temple, not a gay brothel.

And while I'm preaching I might as well spit this:
Koolaid, the Bible teaches against bearing false witness.
Shaq's rap wasn't in the spirit of Christmas. I'd say he's a hater
but that doesn't explain why you didn't reply until 8 hours later.
That you write your rhymes quickly, of that I am wary
I think you spent that time thumbing through a rhyming dictionary.
But the product was so shoddy, the rhymes so poor
You're as much a rapper as the Virgin Mary was a

Truly we are all sinners, there's only one way to make it right
Join me to remember the coming of our Savior this Saturday night.
Unto you a child was born, in a manger he was placed
then join me for Communion and tell me how my Lord taste!

[Koolaid_Man]

We'll give luva the benefit of the doubt and say he is trying to troll, but Kool just might be Alan from the Hangover re ed

Djohn I'm the used to the finer things in life
that means your mom and your ing ass wife
Pussy is something you could never obtain
So the bible belt south taught you how to abstain
You getting all chest swole trynna step to Kool
The Houston sex scene is a ing cesspool
Of s and gays all roaming the streets
ing D-johns and beating they meat
I notice on your avatar you have 2 rings
But know this my that's all you gone get

[nkdlunch]

I'm so busy this time of year I usually just lurk
but I can see I'm called again to do God's work.
I see you rappers still struggle with spelling and pronunciation
and I need to speak about lakaluva's insinuations.

You posted the picture, Mr. Fan of LA
trying to say that Tim or I could be gay.
I'm hugging my friend, nothing wrong with that, son.
Unlike when you and Koolaid do it we still have our clothes on.
We're both happily married men, we both have children.
We'd never go for your favorite sin of getting your rectum filled in.

I'm not hating on you luva, let there be no doubt.
I'm hear to save your soul and straighten you out.
Please listen to my words, pay very close attention
I think your sinful path stems from poor reading comprehension
I have followed God's command to "be fruitful and multiply"
I think you read that as "be fruity and mount a guy."
Read the Good Book more carefully, live like an apostle,
treat your body like a temple, not a gay brothel.

And while I'm preaching I might as well spit this:
Koolaid, the Bible teaches against bearing false witness.
Shaq's rap wasn't in the spirit of Christmas. I'd say he's a hater
but that doesn't explain why you didn't reply until 8 hours later.
That you write your rhymes quickly, of that I am wary
I think you spent that time thumbing through a rhyming dictionary.
But the product was so shoddy, the rhymes so poor
You're as much a rapper as the Virgin Mary was a

Truly we are all sinners, there's only one way to make it right
Join me to remember the coming of our Savior this Saturday night.
Unto you a child was born, in a manger he was placed
then join me for Communion and tell me how my Lord taste!

[Koolaid_Man]

Bet, under the mat at 3:00 is definitely where it will be
Cause going all night with someones wife, show ain't me
I'll tell you what, I'll go easy on her, just cause you my buddy
But you be sure and do the same for the OG homie, Cully

Thanks for the key but we just gonna talk
Imma get to her crib and take her for a walk
Imma gent when in sight gonna stroke her hair lovely
under full moon light, imma get her all bubbly
She knows what I offer and it's ing insane
Imma get to her heart and stimulate her brain
so when I leave she'll be all hot and bothered
Thinking of Kool and the he started
She'll think bout that next chance encounter
with Koolaid_Man and his ing weight counter
Don't worry Cully will get his in no more saggin em
Imma leave a vile of that slanging Viagarum...
When it's all said and done she'll Love us Laker Hawks
she'll even recognize who's really holding up Spurstalk

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Thanks for the key but we just gonna talk
Imma get to her crib and take her for a walk
Imma gent when in sight gonna stroke her hair lovely
under full moon light, imma get her all bubbly
She knows what I offer and it's ing insane
Imma get to her heart and stimulate her brain
so when I leave she'll be all hot and bothered
Thinking of Kool and the he started
She'll think bout that next chance encounter
with Koolaid_Man and his ing weight counter
Don't worry Cully will get his in no more saggin em
Imma leave a vile of that slanging Viagarum...
When it's all said and done she'll Love us Laker Hawks
she'll even recognize who's really holding up Spurstalk

[kamikazi_player]

I'm so busy this time of year I usually just lurk
but I can see I'm called again to do God's work.
I see you rappers still struggle with spelling and pronunciation
and I need to speak about lakaluva's insinuations.

You posted the picture, Mr. Fan of LA
trying to say that Tim or I could be gay.
I'm hugging my friend, nothing wrong with that, son.
Unlike when you and Koolaid do it we still have our clothes on.
We're both happily married men, we both have children.
We'd never go for your favorite sin of getting your rectum filled in.

I'm not hating on you luva, let there be no doubt.
I'm hear to save your soul and straighten you out.
Please listen to my words, pay very close attention
I think your sinful path stems from poor reading comprehension
I have followed God's command to "be fruitful and multiply"
I think you read that as "be fruity and mount a guy."
Read the Good Book more carefully, live like an apostle,
treat your body like a temple, not a gay brothel.

And while I'm preaching I might as well spit this:
Koolaid, the Bible teaches against bearing false witness.
Shaq's rap wasn't in the spirit of Christmas. I'd say he's a hater
but that doesn't explain why you didn't reply until 8 hours later.
That you write your rhymes quickly, of that I am wary
I think you spent that time thumbing through a rhyming dictionary.
But the product was so shoddy, the rhymes so poor
You're as much a rapper as the Virgin Mary was a

Truly we are all sinners, there's only one way to make it right
Join me to remember the coming of our Savior this Saturday night.
Unto you a child was born, in a manger he was placed
then join me for Communion and tell me how my Lord taste!

This is what kind of rap I was looking for. Best rap and impersonation of David Robinson

[Rappin' Lamar]

yo whats going on in here, fat shaq is back
and I already knew it son
see that was no lunar eclipse, ya sillies
just Shaq coming back from chillis

and now ya'll here joining hands
running a train on a pair of re ed laker fans
couple of s called luva and kool...
shame on you fools, what's there to be proud?
don't ya know these gots enjoy getting plowed?

i guess im apalled at all the laker hate
in the end they all fans wether gay or straight
yeah luva and kool are mentally invalid
yeah all they want is toss each other's salad
damn... it you know what I had it

kool, luva youre officially disowned from the lakers
we don't need you s you the true epitome of fakers
go root for the warriors thats more your style
I guess the moral of the story is
its chrismas time, time for giving, let's not be bitter
don't be like luva and kool who like receiving it in the ter

[IronMaxipad]

yo whats going on in here, fat shaq is back
and I already knew it son
see that was no lunar eclipse, ya sillies
just Shaq coming back from chillis

and now ya'll here joining hands
running a train on a pair of re ed laker fans
couple of s called luva and kool...
shame on you fools, what's there to be proud?
don't ya know these gots enjoy getting plowed?

i guess im apalled at all the laker hate
in the end they all fans wether gay or straight
yeah luva and kool are mentally invalid
yeah all they want is toss each other's salad
damn... it you know what I had it

kool, luva youre officially disowned from the lakers
we don't need you s you the true epitome of fakers
go root for the warriors thats more your style
I guess the moral of the story is
its chrismas time, time for giving, let's not be bitter
don't be like luva and kool who like receiving it in the ter

[djohn2oo8]

yo whats going on in here, fat shaq is back
and I already knew it son
see that was no lunar eclipse, ya sillies
just Shaq coming back from chillis

and now ya'll here joining hands
running a train on a pair of re ed laker fans
couple of s called luva and kool...
shame on you fools, what's there to be proud?
don't ya know these gots enjoy getting plowed?

i guess im apalled at all the laker hate
in the end they all fans wether gay or straight
yeah luva and kool are mentally invalid
yeah all they want is toss each other's salad
damn... it you know what I had it

kool, luva youre officially disowned from the lakers
we don't need you s you the true epitome of fakers
go root for the warriors thats more your style
I guess the moral of the story is
its chrismas time, time for giving, let's not be bitter
don't be like luva and kool who like receiving it in the ter

WIN

[cheguevara]