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  1. #126
    Bosshog in the cut djohn2oo8's Avatar
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    Now this is raising the bar

  2. #127
    Veteran Killakobe81's Avatar
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    The goods: Luva, Kool, Mr.Robinson, Native american, Lamar and Havoc ...not saying yal great rappers but hot lines, clever word-play, inside jokes this thread is full of win .

  3. #128
    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    yo whats going on in here, fat shaq is back
    and I already knew it son
    see that was no lunar eclipse, ya sillies
    just Shaq coming back from chillis

    and now ya'll here joining hands
    running a train on a pair of re ed laker fans
    couple of s called luva and kool...
    shame on you fools, what's there to be proud?
    don't ya know these gots enjoy getting plowed?

    i guess im apalled at all the laker hate
    in the end they all fans wether gay or straight
    yeah luva and kool are mentally invalid
    yeah all they want is toss each other's salad
    damn... it you know what I had it

    kool, luva youre officially disowned from the lakers
    we don't need you s you the true epitome of fakers
    go root for the warriors thats more your style
    I guess the moral of the story is
    its chrismas time, time for giving, let's not be bitter
    don't be like luva and kool who like receiving it in the ter

  4. #129
    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    I'm so busy this time of year I usually just lurk
    but I can see I'm called again to do God's work.
    I see you rappers still struggle with spelling and pronunciation
    and I need to speak about lakaluva's insinuations.

    You posted the picture, Mr. Fan of LA
    trying to say that Tim or I could be gay.
    I'm hugging my friend, nothing wrong with that, son.
    Unlike when you and Koolaid do it we still have our clothes on.
    We're both happily married men, we both have children.
    We'd never go for your favorite sin of getting your rectum filled in.

    I'm not hating on you luva, let there be no doubt.
    I'm hear to save your soul and straighten you out.
    Please listen to my words, pay very close attention
    I think your sinful path stems from poor reading comprehension
    I have followed God's command to "be fruitful and multiply"
    I think you read that as "be fruity and mount a guy."
    Read the Good Book more carefully, live like an apostle,
    treat your body like a temple, not a gay brothel.

    And while I'm preaching I might as well spit this:
    Koolaid, the Bible teaches against bearing false witness.
    Shaq's rap wasn't in the spirit of Christmas. I'd say he's a hater
    but that doesn't explain why you didn't reply until 8 hours later.
    That you write your rhymes quickly, of that I am wary
    I think you spent that time thumbing through a rhyming dictionary.
    But the product was so shoddy, the rhymes so poor
    You're as much a rapper as the Virgin Mary was a

    Truly we are all sinners, there's only one way to make it right
    Join me to remember the coming of our Savior this Saturday night.
    Unto you a child was born, in a manger he was placed
    then join me for Communion and tell me how my Lord taste!


    Thank you.

  5. #130
    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    Thanks for the key but we just gonna talk
    Imma get to her crib and take her for a walk
    Imma gent when in sight gonna stroke her hair lovely
    under full moon light, imma get her all bubbly
    She knows what I offer and it's ing insane
    Imma get to her heart and stimulate her brain
    so when I leave she'll be all hot and bothered
    Thinking of Kool and the he started
    She'll think bout that next chance encounter
    with Koolaid_Man and his ing weight counter
    Don't worry Cully will get his in no more saggin em
    Imma leave a vile of that slanging Viagarum...
    When it's all said and done she'll Love us Laker Hawks
    she'll even recognize who's really holding up Spurstalk
    This rap could not be any worse

  6. #131
    Veteran Killakobe81's Avatar
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    The lines you highlighted were the best 2nd time today I LOL literally ...

  7. #132
    Veteran Killakobe81's Avatar
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    "Be fruity and mount a guy" rhyming with be fruitful and multiply ...hilarious ...

  8. #133
    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    And before you ask, I'm Irish, I only do limericks.

    There once was a man from LA
    Who went to a gay pridefest one day
    He did things so obscene
    Impressed, they agreed
    That they'd rename it the Koolaid Parade

  9. #134
    SeaGOAT midnightpulp's Avatar
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    Rappin' Mr. Robinson totally wrecked Luva and Kool.

  10. #135
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Rappin' Mr. Robinson totally wrecked Luva and Kool.
    All these 2 bit s are hilarious...coming out the woodworks and stuff but nothing changes the game is still run by us...these lil s have limits shonuff...when real life starts is where they get off the bus.

  11. #136
    Bosshog in the cut djohn2oo8's Avatar
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    All these 2 bit s are hilarious...coming out the woodworks and stuff but nothing changes the game is still run by us...these lil s have limits shonuff...when real life starts is where they get off the bus.
    Son, don't embarrass yourself any further. You're Black, and you white water raft, no amount of fake ass gangsta talking can erase that, Dungy

  12. #137
    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    Son, don't embarrass yourself any further. You're Black, and you white water raft, no amount of fake ass gangsta talking can erase that, Dungy

  13. #138
    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    Though "Carlton" might be a better name.

  14. #139
    Reservation for one Native American's Avatar
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    Don't call it a comeback, Laker been hiding for years
    Anime watchin, fans been all lost and in ya hand, jackin the sauce man
    Fact, you been boxed in, now you postin like you aint leave the room
    8 years later, crawled out ya caves to play peek-a-boo

    Tired of Pikachu? It's on , like Doncic! But you tin bricks
    One Luka's a beast. Your Luke's still a
    Think you've been saved... you hated the King, threw hate on his rings
    Now you wanna polish his knob and fellate on his bling

    Just wait and see... all the dumb that comes from JaVale McGee
    That Shaqtin a fool should prolly play for free
    Mr. HIV couldn't dance with the Boogie, but Boogie blues look fine in yellow
    Don't worry, B team gonna win 3 more rings by the time you sign LaMelo

    New era, same . Yall bent over, arched back, elbows to the wall
    Talkin , but look down, LaVar the one controlling ya Balls
    Bandwagon riding, in LA that's all that's required of fans
    LeBron don't need cash, like Steve Nash, you're just his retirement plan

  15. #140
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  16. #141
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    Solid bump tbh

  17. #142
    Veteran RGMCSE's Avatar
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    I never read this thread.

  18. #143
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    Rappin trolls...man I miss the golden era

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