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    :lol Gio IronMaxipad's Avatar
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    When I first heard of the FleshLight, I thought that it looked interesting, but scoffed at the notion of dropping 80 bucks on a wanksocket. I mean, it may be boring, but the hand does an adequate job for free, right?

    Anyway, a couple of weeks ago I was at a party. All of the guys in attendance received FleshLights; girls got some kind of bullet vibe. Due to an executive decision made by an attendee's wife, I ended up with two. One vagina, one anus. Apparently, there were mouths as well and even some Navi. I just got plain old human holes of a white flesh variety.

    Later at home, I got the appropriate lube and began the operation. Being a romantic, I decided to lead with vagina. It felt kind of bersome at first, like "Why do I have all this equipment?" After getting over that...



    IT WAS TOTALLY ING AWESOME.

    -It was tight.
    -It started to warm up.
    -It provides a good change of angle for the wrist.
    -The lips provided solid contact against the pubic bone. Surprisingy realistic.



    AND THE ANUS WAS EVEN BETTER.

    -Obviously, even ghter.
    -Had some sort of dense, bumpy inner texture, too.


    Basically, if you have considered buying one, do it. It really works well and is easy to clean. This will be a go-to gift from now on. Well-worth the money.

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    Believe.
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    Meh, I'll stick to real women.

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    Yes I'm a troll. Happy? SourCandy's Avatar
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    so how does it compare to the real thing?

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    Veteran lil'mo's Avatar
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    Meh, I'll stick to real women.

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    Spurs > Yankees > Knicks Technique's Avatar
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    Awesome compared to your hand? Or to a woman?


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    Believe.
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    Better than a hand, better than a woman's hand, worst than a full woman.
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    Take the fcking keys away baseline bum's Avatar
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    When I first heard of the FleshLight, I thought that it looked interesting, but scoffed at the notion of dropping 80 bucks on a wanksocket. I mean, it may be boring, but the hand does an adequate job for free, right?

    Anyway, a couple of weeks ago I was at a party. All of the guys in attendance received FleshLights; girls got some kind of bullet vibe. Due to an executive decision made by an attendee's wife, I ended up with two. One vagina, one anus. Apparently, there were mouths as well and even some Navi. I just got plain old human holes of a white flesh variety.

    Later at home, I got the appropriate lube and began the operation. Being a romantic, I decided to lead with vagina. It felt kind of bersome at first, like "Why do I have all this equipment?" After getting over that...



    IT WAS TOTALLY ING AWESOME.

    -It was tight.
    -It started to warm up.
    -It provides a good change of angle for the wrist.
    -The lips provided solid contact against the pubic bone. Surprisingy realistic.



    AND THE ANUS WAS EVEN BETTER.

    -Obviously, even ghter.
    -Had some sort of dense, bumpy inner texture, too.


    Basically, if you have considered buying one, do it. It really works well and is easy to clean. This will be a go-to gift from now on. Well-worth the money.
    So are they still tight? Or do they go to once they're out of warranty?

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    :lol Gio IronMaxipad's Avatar
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    Take the fcking keys away baseline bum's Avatar
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    Now that we can do Christmas again I want to get one for my cousin's 12 year-old. Fleshlight and a Penthouse.

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    Now that we can do Christmas again I want to get one for my cousin's 12 year-old. Fleshlight and a Penthouse.
    If he's 12, he's already been watching pornhub for a couple years.

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