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I've got a big thesis due on 16th century mercantilism. Can anyone help
I've got a big thesis due on 16th century mercantilism. Can anyone help
All of my expertise is on 17th century mercantilism.
I showed up at my dad's hotel/Casino and he said "you're supposed to be in Switzerland you little son of a !"
It's a grass roots campaign.
I shaved my head. I no longer have a lot of hair.
I eat oatmeal for breakfast 5 days of the week.
I can't get to the beginning of this thread so I'm not sure this is the right place for my story...
Anyway, I was in WalMart last night because I needed a new razor. I went down the razor aisle and there was this dude all buffed out and a hottie behind him looking over his shoulder. He had a razor in his hand and was like "yeah...this Mach III is the . yeah...it's expensive but what the . Blades are like $20 apiece...that's why they put trackers in them." She's like "uh huh...that's cool big daddy".
Now I use a Mach III and it is a great razor but it was time for me to put on a move. I sauntered up next to them, reached right in front of Captain Buff and grabbed a Mach III. I also grabbed a Schick Hydro 5 Blade. I then looked at the Mach III, shook my head, snorted and dropped it on the ground. I grabbed a 2nd Hydro and a few boxes of blades. I turned and caught the dude's eye and farted sardonically at the razor in his hand. As I was walking away, I turned to see his looking at me within wanting eyes. I tipped an imaginary hat to her and pumped my fist (full of razors).
When I went back to look at the video games, I stuck the razors and blades in the $5 bin.
I use clippers to shave now. I don't like using razors because I'm cheap. I also look very masculine with a slight stubble. It really butches me up something fierce.
Gonzo are you still heavy set or did you cut back on the burritos
I'm down 100 since my fat days.
I've changed quite a bit since my midgetonadonkey days.
I don't know what's going on here but I'd like to participate. What's the topic?
You're not worthy.
I'm wearing a v-neck.
Manu would suck at flopping on this Argentine soccer team.
This places looks vaguely familiar...
I think picky eaters are assholes.
Ju wan me to play accordion?
oh let the sun beat down upon my face, i am a travelor of both time and space, to seen what i have seen
SA210, SBM & Glen should've just been quarantined to this thread.
So guys. What have I missed? Are the kids still doing the stanky leg?
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